Ben

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks I met her in a club down in old Soho.

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@haller92 but I'm not alone. I got Tom and Aziz to mind me.

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks Look what I found.

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks my goodness.

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks He didn't even need it. #BOSS

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks That awkward moment in which I realise that ICameToParty doesn't actually have any grass attacks...

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks Brb, about to smash Wallace

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks Found you!

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks Cool

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks Now :)

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks Oh, I see. I was confused by your lack of being on my friend list :)

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks happy birthday!

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks @nichthyosaur do they bring back that battle tower where you borrow a bunch of random Pokémon? That was the bomb.

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks but nothing is going on. I have nothing to say.

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks tweet what though?

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks it's like the effort to tweet is the filter for all the rubbish that floats around in my head.

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks but you would get so sick of me if I spewed out all the stuff in my head.

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks 'sup dawg? Why the :( ?

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks well I tweet occasionally

[Ben @falling_carrot]

@ysabellerocks well y'all need to check twitter more often.