Falling Dan

Songwriter, guitarist, singer and father. For bookings: [email protected]

[Falling Dan @fallingdan]

@ShaneWarne just talking to my mate and he’s told me to ask you your favourite pub in the UK? Bear in mind we’re in Bristol 😉

[Si @BMA1913]

This is the real Keith Flint mate 👌🏼 Taking time out during the gig to go & see The Prodigy’s disabled fans 🙏🏼 Absolute fucking legend that will be missed badly 👏🏼 #Legend #FuckTheTabloids

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@cyberstephanie @boobsIap You need to get back the person who did the tiling in your bathroom, it’s half done!

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@prodnose @GaryLineker It was clearly the ref’s heavy handed approach and possibly a sniper in the stands that caused this horrendous injury.

#prayforedin

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I’ve just watched a documentary on weed. I think all documentaries should be watched this way*

*not my gag

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“We’re not there yet...”

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@ValentinaBass40

[James @jmacca1878]

Credit to the manufacturers of the corner flags at Goodison. Crazy how the flag stayed on the pole in that wind! Just look at it go.

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@barneyronay Just stay away from the keyboard. That’s how they get you, you know?

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@louiselepic I fucking love Hey Duggee. Me and the boys had a binge on Sunday.

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Lordy! This place really is a cesspit of uninformed opinions and downright fucking obvious morons!

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@AnyVan any chance you could ask this person to move their vehicle that’s currently parked on double yellows outside my house and causing a blind spot for pedestrians and drivers?

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@GoodWillsmith I know an actuary who plays music. I actuary do.

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@Lavender_901 Nope

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@LaynaLandry But just think of all the exposure you’ll get...

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@phranqueigh 🙋‍♀️

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@FlagFenRising How can we tell if you’re visibly shocked? We only have this tweet...

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Talk Talk - Such A Shame [1986, Remastered HD] https://t.co/Rnd69Sv2j4 via @YouTube

I’ve become quietly obsessed with this song over the past few days.

I think this is the saddest I’ve ever felt about a musician passing.

#markhollis
#TalkTalk

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@punter05 @soozaphone I’m not sure about others on here but I find a permed forearm one of the most seductive things...

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#massiveattack #talktalk #MarkHollis