eli *.✧ | zl's husband | 🐋🐉

él/ella, he/she, ele/ela | 22 | esp, eng, port | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | tartali, タル鍾, 公钟, 💧🔶🔄❌ | 🔝🐋 only | ⬇️🐉 only | dni about reverse | sometimes 🔞 stuff

[eli *.✧ | zl's husband | 🐋🐉 @fallinlovety]

#tartali AU where Childe is an actor that gets the role of the love interest in a drama and ends up trying to score a date with his co-worker's dad

[est 🐙 @fenceurs]

taylor swift fans think everyone is braindead

[Spearmint @TeamZacian]

Something I notice with Hoyo's writing in general is that they'll make characters have funny quirks that the community enjoys but then hard-pivot into making the joke their entire personality yes I'm talking about Kaveh Cyno and Itto and I hope they don't do this with Pantalone

[𝔄𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔫 @Ranger_Acheron]

You know what's right

[🔻🖤 حرية @AlDemWallem]

Israel/US be like:

[⋆ ˚ helly ｡𖦹 ⋆｡° @HELEBING_]

who is going to make a romcom out of this i am begging at this point 🙏

[eli *.✧ | zl's husband | 🐋🐉 @fallinlovety]

@jiyuese why is wife sad stop 💔💔💔

[esra 艾莎 @jiyuese]

your perfectly neat hair must be disheveled your tiny waist should be bulging with a giant cock what the f u c k is that expression zhongli

[🍩•Lu the Cat•🍉 @LutheCat_Moon]

⚠️GENTE NO INTERACTUEN PORFAVOR CON ESTO⚠️

No suelo hacer esto, pero creo q es necesario informar esto para quienes no lo saben. Todos los links q empiecen como "infinitetweet" como este circulo de interacción SON PELIGROSOS
#dctwt #disventurecamp

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

Dude who directly benefited from Africa’s colonialism: “I really don’t see the issue here”

[miitwt confessions 2.0 @confess2mii]

...anon, you know strawpage doesn't work like that right -🌸⚔️

[Hugh Jeman @TheHugeDude]

Genshin impact kits in 2021: character is unplayable without burst. 2 particles on elemental skill

Genshin impact kits in 2026: elemental burst is a dps loss. 6 particles on elemental skill

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[mick @tstywtr]

i long for androgyny

[eli *.✧ | zl's husband | 🐋🐉 @fallinlovety]

@Lunasilveria29 that sucks 😭 have you tried that one button that says "repair files"? /gen

[Max 🔞 @vikmaxing]

One long comment where someone gives their thoughts about specific parts of a fic is equal to like 500 kudos to me in terms of dopamine release

[beexie¹²⁷ • IA @beebookwan]

a country where rapists get less than a year of jail time

[𝐺𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒 🧣 {𝐼𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟} @Arminivnticute]

It's funny how the fandom uses a beta version of Till as an argument when he didn't even have his actual personality yet, but ignores the fact that in the betas that are much closer to the final version, he kissed Ivan, and Vivimeng's drawings

[eli *.✧ | zl's husband | 🐋🐉 @fallinlovety]

"just bc she doesn't want to fit into society's het roles doesn't mean she doesn't like men" but the thing is, in her case, that IS used as a tool to show she's a lesbian; there are bi women who don't want that either, but Mizi's case is more than that bc she. doesnt. like. men.

[eli *.✧ | zl's husband | 🐋🐉 @fallinlovety]

so Luka who's only in love with a woman is bi, Till who has conflicting awakening feelings about a man is straight and Mizi who finds the idea of a relationship with a man gross and is deeply in love with a woman is bi... some of y'all are so unserious around here

[Aizakku Adoman @jacksepticisaac]

@mizisualovs here's my headcanon... plese don't kill me. I promise I'll kindly explain my reasonings

[eli *.✧ | zl's husband | 🐋🐉 @fallinlovety]

i respect hcs but someone like Mizi (and Sua too btw) has a canon sexuality and that's lesbian, i don't understand why people try to erase it so much by trying to find "loopholes" in her character that could suddenly make her like men but it's just straight up a lie