Fallon

wut now

[Calgary Flames @NHLFlames]

To rafters, where it belongs.

[Steezy👑🥊🛹 @Genasea]

Mf played with the wrong one

[R$L @planet2raw]

today’s episode of men r hell

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

It’s down pouring rain, I get out to my parents house and Barry comes running out under and umbrella with a towel, puts the towel over my head, puts the umbrella over me and walks me in from my truck 🥺 chivalry is not dead

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

Really didn’t want to go to work this morning and the lord heard me and made someone break into the branch before opening 😌

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

Bro ain’t no one in my fuckin corner 🤘🏼

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

“I’m happy hurting and healing at the same time don’t ask me how”
- Jordann Carr 2021

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

@bethiegracie If you haven’t already watch Can’t buy me love, it’s on Disney plus!! Young Patrick Dempsey 🥰

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

How psycho is your best friend? Well mine just told a guy she was talking too who wouldn’t leave her alone that she was pregnant and getting back together with the baby daddy as an escape route so he’d stop talking to her. End result: he’s no longer an issue

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

Me talking to Alysha-“yeah that kinda sounds like a red flag”
Alysha-“I dont see red flags, only yellow, and yellow means speed up, so...”

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

Shout out to @Tyler_Peters18 for being a real man and complimenting my eyebrows 🙌🏼

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

@jordann_carr It’s been a minute since I had it last and man oh man

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

Holy crap crush cream soda SLAPS

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

Only way to make it through a nipple piercing, pregame by listening to Girls in the Hood on repeat for 10 minutes before your appointment

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

Do you think everything happens for a reason or we find reasons after something happens ?

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

Out for dinner with mom and dad trying to get them to admit to smoking the devils lettuce when I was younger and Barry goes “never, I’m high on life. Your mom is my drug”

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

I know sicamous has nothing to offer me in my future but honestly at this very moment, all I want is to be there and be surrounded by my friends. I’m not happy here

[mallory @MaalloryTodd8]

Fallon on our family hike today: “can I just go back to the truck and vape while you guys finish this”
obviously denise was not impressed

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

You know your friendship has reached an ultimate high when you’re trying to decide if making a conjoined feet pics only fans account is a good investment or not

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

@MaalloryTodd8 Unfortunately

[Fallon @fallontodd11]

*Alysha looking out my window*
“Hey fal I think I found your next bf”
*Me getting up to look*
“Really”
Alysha-“yeah he looks about 17”