fallon

[juliette grace @cameljades]

getting drunk with coworkers and dissecting one piece of drama for 2 hours is like heaven on earth. for the accompanying boyfriend it is like hell

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[madeleine✶ @pilatesgirly]

my daily walk home is somebody's sightseeing route

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I've seen the sluttiest minds of my generation struck down by a barn wedding at 23

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I remember listening to Habits by Tove Lo as a child and thinking she was the most mentally ill woman alive

[paul @paulstevex]

justin bieber saw people having fun and said let me doing a boring song and ruin the vibe for everyone

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

woke up to margaret qualley and jack antonoff divorce rumors

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

I’ve longed for Knicks to win a championship ever since I watched them for the first time on Monday

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[Nolan Nolan @sprwts]

Listening to pure heroine at 22

[ؘ @tscurlyhair]

his indifferent face like he's her bodyguard and not her fiancé is sending me

[‎ (ᴗ_ ᴗ。) @moesanos]

this is what tv girl sounds like when you stop being 14

[Rob⋆｡°✩ @symulatiion]

How it feels to quit the same job twice

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

This is public defender sweetie

[JP @EVillageVillain]

Interviewing to be 2014 Tucker Carlson