🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈

Cats, coffee, books, repeat..
Hardcore Whovian, HH nurse Ace but would give it up for Jonny Lee Miller

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@Abraxsys A small one? (Not judging!)

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Woman finds homework assignment for a balsa wood project in kids bag at 8pm on a Sunday night

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@gazpachomachine Uncle Kevin is gonna give you a nice massage to help you relax and its all ok because he's a therapist. But don't tell your mom ok? She wouldn't understand.

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@MrBlackOG Poxy Boggards
Can't stay sad singing:
🎶She's a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
She'll ride you till you're sore
Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid By the whore that we adore 🎶

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@CarlosGSmith That kid in school we all fkn hated who'd remind the teacher to assign homework, brag about his shoes to the kids wearing Kmart and tell the principal how great he looked whenever they passed in the hallway?

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

“Free Trump” is trending

Did he get arrested?!?!?

Now that would be a Good Tuesday

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

I'm pretty sure she hits him. He's gotten painfully thin and the other day asked if I had any odd jobs because he "doesn't have any food". He's also diabetic.

I brought him some food and he hid in my backyard to eat it.

If he was woman I'd take him to a shelter

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

Need ideas. I have a neighbor/friend (62m) who let a crazy ex-gf move in after his mom died (loneliness). She moved her adult kids in, sold his tools for drugs and screams at him 24/7.

I don't do relationships. How do I help him? Seriously, I'm scared for his life. She's nuts.

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@GMimi62 @funder @maddow I just wanted to see Christie rip a few new ones in the others but I'm sure @maddow and @Morning_Joe will be giggling through the highlights for at least a few days.

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@PicturesFoIder I'd be pulling my sock off and asking for a foot rub. Either I'm getting upgraded or they are and either way I'm getting more leg room.

Eye contact held just a touch too long is the key..

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@joshcarlosjosh One giant spider please. Halloween is coming and I gotta compete with my neighbor's giant skeleton again.

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@ProfHWalsh @kylegriffin1 @MSNBC Yup pretty much but I hear it as "Orange ass mushroom dick clown"

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@BeeGayDooCrimes Yup my daughter's first tattoo was a HP and she spent a thousand dollars covering it up after she married a trans woman

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@FirePhotoGirl Crap my parents live around there. No way they'll evacuate though.

[Cobb County Kitties @cobbkitties]

💓RESCUE AND PLEDGES NEEDED 💓

Friendly mom and her newborn kitten need our help. Please share and pledge for them. They need pledges to help cover the vetting expenses. Please help if you can.
Goal: $200

ID 647979, 648083
Cage: 901

Cobb County Ani… https://t.co/yRTULJyYZD

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@cobbkitties Pledge $25

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@PicturesFoIder The taste of paste is sadly underrated, makes a great dip for your 🖍 🖍 🖍

[🎶Harmony Falls ☕📖🐈 @falls_harmony]

@mostlymartha San Bernardino county here waiting for our turn..