Fally Munro

*cue porn music*

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

@ the gym, there were 2girls taking selfies in the mirror. Both rockin’ short shorts w/matching over-sized Nirvana shirts. I excitedly asked if they were going to their show in Vancouver next month, without skipping a beat, they both told me they were!

I told them to have fun!

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

I've voted for RedHanded - https://t.co/aZ6m16aYVe in the @britpodawards Listeners' Choice Award. Vote for your fave: https://t.co/YPnsByNF9r.

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

Ok. Hear me out… 🧐

It’s not like I mind doing it… I actually find it extremely satisfying to do! O.o How the hell, in this day and age, do we not have an auto-lint remover in clothing dryer’s? - Or really, any use for a lint trap in them at all? 💭

Like seriously 🤔 #lint

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

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[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

#NewProfilePic

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

When people tell me how many calories are in what I’m eating like I actually give a shit.

Yeah? And? 🤷‍♀️

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

Slide into them DMs:
If it’s not men asking to eat my ass or begging me to wrap my legs around them and crush them... it’s people asking me about my diet and work out plan. 😆🤷‍♀️

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

It’s annoying as all hell when people watch tv/movies without headphones in public... HOWEVER,
it’s A WHOLE NEW feel when someone is watching softcore porn in public... with no headphones.

Wow.... WOW. 😳
#OkayByeeeeee

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

I wish people would, at the very least, vacuum before making home made *cough* erotica. Like really, I can’t even focus of the goodie bits cuz all I can see is junk all over the carpets. (Don’t get me started on nasty stains!) #YoYouNasty #DoesTheCarpetMatchTheDrapes #ICantEven

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

*Fally walks around the airport for hours*
*Fally realizes just before boarding her flight that there is a crusty brown substance smeared all over the right side of her ass*

😑

(It was chocolate. But yeah... FML, for serious)

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

*pinches fat* UGH!
*gunna get rid of this fatty fat*
*eats poutine and cheese curd everyday*

#winning
#ButNotReally

🍑

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

*dunno why I can’t lose weight* 🤔

*buys 2kg of cheese curds*

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

One thing the older generation just can’t wrap their head around: Holes in jeans. Wearing jeans with holes in them. Buying jeans with holes in them. Paying a lot of money for jeans with holes in them. #jeans

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

This rental car dings and screams at me when I go over 120km/h - K, DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE CAR! 💁‍♀️

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

Tickled to be the 3,346th 😎 on @BackerKit for Använda. A Great F*cking Bag.. Thanks @AnvandaStyle https://t.co/0NJb1FXFz2

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

@JennyOrganic @LoriLavitt Christian AFFFFF! Baahahahah

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

🔥 🔥 🔥

A new form of hell:
When your headphones die during your workout and you have to listen to all the dudes in the gym flirt with each other and talk about their gainz.
#doyoueven #bro #fml #laugh #gainzhell

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

@TheArtimus Miss you bro. You didn’t even invite me to go with you though... so now I hate you.

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

Need a surefire way to lose weight over the holidays?

1. Get braces.
2. Get them adjusted.

You can’t even breath, let alone eat because your whole fucking mouth and teeth and gums hurts.

You’re welcome.
#WeightLossTips

[Fally Munro @fallymunro]

When the new-to-site and everything apprentice follows you everywhere... even almost into the woman’s washroom. It was hard not to giggle a little.

Poor lost little (big) guy.
He’s 6’9”! Haha! #millwright #site #ymm