Falligator

Gryffindor kinda gal • I eat pickles out the jar • Hair flicks to the left • Barefoot and pantsless • ..I'm really Batman

[uncle shelly @ShxldonHamilton]

shout out to all the plants growing through the concrete / I wanna be like you

[nom de guerre @harboredlight]

i [seven different bon iver songs playing at once] you

[chandler riggs @chandlerriggs]

i wish LOL

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

when is eminem gonna drop the recipe for his mom's spaghetti?

[moody monday @mdob11]

[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family

[💌 @naivemoon]

find someone who makes you wanna look both ways before crossing the street and drink more water

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

you know it's love when you look at their face on FaceTime and not ur own beautiful face oblong . that's real love i think

[Ana @anathomical]

She's not late to the presidential campaign...everyone else was simply early https://t.co/MEfw3SF8WJ

[baghs @babaaghera]

and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.(2/2)

[baghs @babaaghera]

Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her, she had sum and went to tell her friends(1/2)

[sam weird �� @samweird_]

sext: i will ignore u and flake on plans and get sad a lot but will randomly text u at 3am months later desperate for human interaction

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

shout out to my occasional morbid depression!

[ste(ph)en @stephenjmolloy]

"Ah, Mr Bond, I-"
*closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers*
"-wasn't expecting you."