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@Carolly7 I got stuck in the disabled toilet at Wetherspoons. Was a bloody nightmare

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In these times of religious intolerance....#CatsOfTwitter

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@QuebecTango Good to hear it old boy. Getting taken to the cleaners by Wickes was the best I could muster. Fucking shithole

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@colinfry666 Well it keeps me off the streets.

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@colinfry666 Bonzaa

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@Gazea3 Sweet as a nut

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@QuebecTango Areet geezer, long time no draw. You still trying to get sued?

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Fancy cooking something like Masterchef, but can't be arsed to do it properly? Bollocks, by Marco Pierre White

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Xmas gift ideas not available in the shops this year. Probably for a good reason. #jamieoliver #satire

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@SnoopDogg Hi Snoop, is it true you once killed a cougar with your bare hands? That's mental. I kicked a rabbit to death once.

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Watching England play football is like watching an elderly lady unwittingly walking into a propeller #WorldCup

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@ThePoke Will do that this week, looks blinking marvellous so it does

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@BearGrylls I'm going to keep tweeting this at you every day, for the rest of my life until I get a reaction. xxx

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@ThePoke Discover something about your incestors today!

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Discover something about your incestors today!

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Thomas The Shale Gas Fracking Refinery

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New Lego Funeral Directors Playset out now

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Looking forward to the new Mandela movie.

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@TheDrum @ChipShopAwards My #tightbriefs entry for today - Save the Hashtag campaign No 2

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#misheardfilmquotes ‘T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed, T-Rex wants to punt’ http://t.co/OyZoRNG3nD (via @AdamBlundell)