boy down under™

working on it 😅

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

@mulaney will you please sign the life sized Andrew Glouberman cutout I lifted from your @bigmouth @NY_Comic_Con panel

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

@relicrhymes @playboicarti I’ve always wondered if a big budget and high production value can compensate for a lack of skill/talent and I’d like to thank you for showing me the answer is “no”

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

Today I put on a flannel and installed a trailer hitch and I felt like a man, and then a ladybug landed on me and I screamed so maybe not

[Tampa International Airport ✈️ @FlyTPA]

Bidding starts at $120K

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

RELATE

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Fuck this shit man I’m just tryna create

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

The trouble with people is they sometimes forget

[AUTHOR In Your MFA @GuyInYourMFA]

I don't vote. I affect REAL change through my work: one of my short stories was published in the campus literary magazine. That's worth 100 votes.

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

never date a fucking songwriter

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

Airport Cashier: “Have a nice flight!”
Kid in front of me in line: “Thanks, you too”

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

In French instead of I love you we say “suce moi salope” and i think that’s really beautiful

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

я люблю… тебя дима

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

знаю ты?

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

Mark my words I WILL participate in your cultural institutions

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

Liking the office a lot does not equate to having a personality

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

how about I don’t do that

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

10:1 it’s a river out in flyover right now

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

I wish you the best of luck in getting the fuck on with it

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

It’s a cactus world

[boy down under™ @falseblondeny]

Why don’t we have capital numbers