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Happy birthday to the greatest duck ever hatched!
We love you Donald!
#donaldduck #birthday #disney #awesome #happybirthday #falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld

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HONEY I SHRUNK MY PECKER coming to Disney Plus!
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #HoneyIShrunkTheKids #RickMoranis #sequel #disneyplus #movie #pecker

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Rat from Mr.Toad tired of the human race's shit.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #mrtoad #rat #annoyes

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Disney to start accepting blood as payment option due to ticket price increase.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #blood #tickets #price #increase #payment #option

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Disney buys rights to Best Picture Oscar winner Parasite.
Immediately announces sequel PARASITE: SCROOP'S REVENGE.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #Disney #sequel #Parasite #treasureplanet #Scroop #Oscars2020 #BestPicture

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Woody celebrates Toy Story 4 Oscar win by getting wasted.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #toystory #woody #Oscars2020 #drunk #wasted #win

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Mortimer Mouse makes fun of Mickey's penis size at Disney stock holder meeting. Both vow never to speak to one another again.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #mickeymouse #mortimermouse #penis #size #funny

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New Baymax ride at Tokyo Disneyland to feature thrilling escape from the Coronavirus!
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #tokyodisneyland #baymax #bighero6 #corononavirus #thrilling #ride #new

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New daytime parade "Fight Me For Your Dreams!" coming to Disneyland Park!
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #new #parade #fightmeforyourdreams #mickeymouse #awesome

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Jabba the Hutt to hold human cage matches to obtain Rise of the Resistance boarding passes at Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge!
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #starwars #galaxysedge #RiseOfTheResistance #boardingpass #jabba #humans #cagematch #fighting #awesome

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LIMITED TIME OFFERING!
Due to low attendance, the Queen of Hearts is offering free beheadings to anyone who visits Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #starwars #galaxysedge #millenniumfalcon #aliceinwonderland #queenofhearts #beheading

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Controversial new series coming to Disney + in November.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #BlackPanther #songofthesouth #WakandaForever #series #controversial #DisneyPlus

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Goofy's son Max is shocked to discover the truth about who his mother really is.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #goofy #max #fatherandson #mytwodads #shocked

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Spiderman ride at Disney's California Adventure to feature scene where you battle a Sony lawyer to determine if Spiderman actually even belongs at the park.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #dca #disneyscaliforniaadventure #spiderman #avengers
#ride #sony #lawyer #control

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BREAKING NEWS!
Mickey Mouse extremely satisfied with his penis size.
#falsedisney #falsedizfacts #disneyland #Disneyworld #mickeymouse #penis #happy #satisfying #breakingnews

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We don't watch Game of Thrones, but we would if it were like this.
#falsedizfacts #falsedisney #GameofThrones #Dumbo #Disney #HBO #liveaction #whynot

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THIS is the first ever photograph of a black hole. #falsedizfacts #falsedisney #disneyland #Disneyworld #theblackhole #BlackHole #first #photograph #space #awesome #original #thebest #movie #spaceship

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Congrats to the Disney/Fox merger being complete and also to Disney being one step closer to world domination!
#falsedizfacts #falsedisney #disneyland #Disneyworld #mickeymouse #DisneyFoxDeal #merger #alien #princess #queen #worlddomination #twentiethcenturyfox #Congratulations

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Rocket in the Avengers: Endgame poster be like, "Oh Cap. You so dreamy." I smell romantic comedy undertones.
The @Russo_Brothers are pulling out all the stops. I like this one.
#avengers #endgame #avengersendgame #poster #CaptainAmerica #rocketraccoon #romance #marvelstudios

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You get it.
#falsedizfacts #falsedisney #disneyland #Disneyworld #toystory #woody #theresasnakeinmyboot #toystory4