(in)correct calliette

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welcome to incorrect calliette ♥︎

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juliette: isn't it too hot to be wearing a leather jacket?

ben: *sweating profusely* I look rad

calliope: you look sick

ben: *having a heatstroke* sick as hell!

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submitted by @bbangjhyoo!

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calliope: you‘re a work of art

juliette: pin me against the wall then

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juliette: this monster doesn’t seem very whimsical

calliope: it might not be as bad as it seems

[weather worsens around them]

calliope: probably as bad as it seems!

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juliette: I know that my track record is shit, but I really do love you

calliope: yeah, well, I hate you

juliette: no, you don‘t

calliope: no. no, I don‘t

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calliope: why did you come to that motel and try and save me?

juliette: because I couldn‘t imagine my life without you

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if i missed any submissions don’t be afraid to re-send them, just fyi <3

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@Raxy_Boo01 thank you!

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hi i’m not dead just busy cuz i’ve got a performance coming up i promise i’ll be back to being active soon, thanks for understanding

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submitted by @judyapplellini!

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calliope: I like your pants

juliette: thanks, they were 50% off

calliope: I’d like them to be 100% off

juliette: the store can’t just sell free stuff

calliope: that’s not what I—

juliette: that’s a terrible way to run a business, cal

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submitted by @judyapplellini!

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calliope: *banging her phone on the table out of frustration*

juliette: hey, don’t be mean to the phone! how would you like it if i banged you on the table?

calliope:

juliette:

calliope:

juliette: don't answer that

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submitted by @judyapplellini!

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juliette, with a large box in her hands: hey cal, what would you say if I came home one day with 4 kittens?

calliope:

calliope: what‘s in the box?

juliette:

calliope: jules, what’s in the box?

juliette: *whispering* I think you know…

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calliope: I‘m going to kill you

juliette: you mean kiss, you‘re going to kiss me

calliope: no, I‘m definitely going to kill you

juliette: bring on those lips!

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calliope: I have a bad feeling about this

apollo: what do you mean?

calliope: don‘t you ever get that little voice in the back of your head that tells you if something will get you in trouble?

apollo: no

theo: that actually explains so much

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@MochaBands love you so so so much, thank you for all you do for us and all the work you put into this show 🥺🥺

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submitted by @VidaaaRoseee!

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talia: I'm going to ask you once juliette

juliette: *clears throat*

talia: kiss, bite, stake

juliette:

talia: elinor, apollo, calliope

juliette: too easy

juliette: stake elinor, bite apollo and...

talia: stop right there

juliette: make out with calliope!