FalseFutball

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🚨🤯New | A change in citizenship could be one of the options Florian Wirtz considers to improve his form in the coming weeks.

The belief is that if he performed in Germany whilst being a German Citizen, he can replicate the same in England by being a citizen of England.

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🚨Just in | Cristiano Ronaldo personally assigned Gonçalo Ramos to score a 'late' winner against Croatia, with his 'head'.

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🚨Just in | Cristiano Ronaldo personally assigned Gonçalo Ramos to score a 'late' winner against Croatia, with his 'head'.

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@TouchlineX According to our sources, that's the plan - for Ronaldo to score 4 goals against Congo.

https://t.co/mUXqYrt167

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🚨Just in | The most used word in the Portuguese camp in USA is 'Haul' - which means four goals.

Portugal want to score at least four (4) goals against Congo but they want the four goals to come from Cristiano Ronaldo to make a statement, following Messi's hatrick earlier today. https://t.co/ZxxT1Ub0DI

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🚨Just in | The most used word in the Portuguese camp in USA is 'Haul' - which means four goals.

Portugal want to score at least four (4) goals against Congo but they want the four goals to come from Cristiano Ronaldo to make a statement, following Messi's hatrick earlier today. https://t.co/ZxxT1Ub0DI

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🚨Just in | Arsenal don't want a narrow win against against PSG in the UCL final. They want to spell 'PSG' by beating them 3-0.

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🚨Exclusive | Vinicius Jr could get closer to the Ballon d'Or award if Real Madrid sign Rodri from Man City this summer. 🤯

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No Antony or Neymar?

Joga Bonito is gone.

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🚨🇧🇷 OFFICIAL: Brazil’s squad for the Friendly Match ahead of the World Cup has been announced.

Coach Carlo Ancelotti has called up:

Goalkeepers:
Alisson, Bento, Ederson

Defenders:
Alex Sandro, Bremer, Danilo, Douglas Santos, Gabriel Magalhães, Ibañez, Léo Pereira, Marquinhos, Wesley

Midfielders:
Andrey Santos, Casemiro, Danilo, Fabinho, Gabriel Sara

Forwards:
Endrick, Gabriel Martinelli, Igor Thiago, Luiz Henrique, Matheus Cunha, João Pedro, Raphinha, Rayan, Vini Jr

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🚨Just in | Ange Postecoglou will not give Tottenham Hotspur a second chance.

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🚨Just in | Ange Postecoglou will not give Tottenham Hotspur a second chance.

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🚨Exclusive: Xabi Alonso has entered talking stage with these 3 clubs, whilst 4 other clubs are still trying to flirt with him.

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🚨Exclusive| Pochettino will not accept any offer to return to Chelsea following Enzo Maresca's dismissal.

Chelsea now value what they had. But the Argentinian tactician doesn't want to be disrespected by the club again.

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Now we understand why things didn't end well between Mbappe and Neymar at PSG.

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When the game was still the game!

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🗣️ Franck Ribéry: “I slapped Dani Carvajal because of an argument over the ball, but after that, Sergio Ramos and Pepe started AGGRESSIVELY chasing me.

They were giving me looks as if they wanted to FINISH me every time I touched the ball.

The match at that time started to feel like a survival battle for me. Pepe was targeting me, not the ball.”

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🚨Exclusive | Man City are already lining up options to replace Pep Guardiola if he leaves the club.

Enzo Maresca is one of the names they are considering. But many Man City officials see him as "Mini Pep"

They want an exact replica of Pep Guardiola, not "Mini Pep".

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@Blue_Footy Chelsea fans, do you think Maresca is good enough to replace Pep Guardiola at Man City?

https://t.co/q2e49hKGfu

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🚨Exclusive | Man City are already lining up options to replace Pep Guardiola if he leaves the club.

Enzo Maresca is one of the names they are considering. But many Man City officials see him as "Mini Pep"

They want an exact replica of Pep Guardiola, not "Mini Pep".

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@JacobsBen @David_Ornstein Enzo Maresca is good, but is he good enough to replace the GOAT football manager ?

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Source:

https://t.co/T9dw95fj0S

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🚨🗣️ John Terry reveals he considered su*cide from the 25th floor of his Moscow hotel after the Champions League final penalty miss:

"I remember after the game, we all went back to the hotel and I was on the 25th floor in Moscow, and I'm just looking out the window just going: "Why? Why"?"

"I'm not saying if I had that opportunity that you'd jump, but you know things go through your head at that particular time."

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🚨🗣️ John Terry reveals he considered su*cide from the 25th floor of his Moscow hotel after the Champions League final penalty miss. 🤯