Criss

🫠🫠🫠

[Criss @falseingenue]

SHE KNOWS

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Your wife can never find out about us. ❤️

[Criss @falseingenue]

Still on the lookout for my Mona Lisa Vito as played by Marisa Tomei

[Criss @falseingenue]

#NewProfilePic

[Criss @falseingenue]

@getchanoodlewet Nah imma have my Quesobirria

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

mind you I’m a 35 year old bald man from Silver Cliff Wisconsin

[Criss @falseingenue]

This is an apology to every redhead I’ve ever been to school with bc I’ve probably had a crush on you and never did anything about it.

[Criss @falseingenue]

Happy Birthday to the light of my life @findingfletcher enjoy your day bby 💘

[Criss @falseingenue]

@dcharleyquinn I love you both and would give my left nut to have a stunning Dr spouse

[🇦🇷 @prosafresa]

two WHAT??

[jnephrite @nephleft]

i also want a plant goddess gf so she can tie me up w her plants and

#harlivy #poisonivy #harleyquinn #dc #dcfanart @DCOfficial

[lee @omgsoyousee]

HARLEY QUINN?? HARLEEN QUINZEL???? HARLEY??? QUINN???? THE HOMOSEXUAL???

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Bringing back this classic for Valentines Day

[Poison Ivy Source @poisonivynews]

love is…
happy valentine’s day!

[Criss @falseingenue]

I am such a visual and needy person that I need the visual album for The Antidote Live @findingfletcher 👀👀👀

[magda @fallingformenow]

lie lie lie lie but it goes better the more you watch

[Criss @falseingenue]

@findingfletcher But also not me screaming my lungs out like it’s my last chance at life

[Criss @falseingenue]

@findingfletcher From DEN, CO -> PHX, AZ