lyrus :)

all I do is complain | butch | 22

[moose🫎 @milkmetatron]

need a bone crushing hug, an orgasm that'll make me see god, and $12,000

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

@meatshedlesbian I’m 5’6 if that matters ! 😍

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

the voice of ferb is THOMAS BRODIE-SANGSTER ?????????????

[dizzee @diz__zee]

someone on this planet was actually married to elon twice and then the voice of ferb from phineas and ferb

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

@noxiouspup not corny at all. very hot and awesome and amazing #ipromise

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

@artsferguson and who are they…

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

no contact & watching every movie you’ve logged on letterboxd recently to feel closer to you

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

@geneslovee @Koifee__ god trin looks so good

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

@REMNCNTSS HOLY SHIT WE’RE SO BACK

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

right and now think about how awful it would be if those two things happened at the same time bc they were your friend first

[Ardju @therealadje]

fuck a breakup it hurts 10x more to lose a friend you genuinely trusted and cared for a lot

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

@lunncrf nonchalant and mysterious, apparently

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

boss’s boss tried telling me to use chatgpt for something today and unfortunately for everyone involved my mouth moved faster than my filter could lock into place 😍

[g @34rths]

Offering my absence because everything I offered wasn't enough

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

I work a blue collar job and got to put in my uniform order today.. this is like butch christmas

[4 @iiSunkiss]

Me when i get flashbacks of all the stupid shit i did for love

[boca de mindê @brunaja_b]

tenho pavor de beijar mal e n saber meu sonho é mandar um questionário pra todo mundo que eu já beijei pedindo p avaliar de 0 a 10 e eu tirar uma média

[sam @grrleater]

that fucking homoerotic friendship will fucking kill you

[lyrus :) @falselyfaldo]

@REMNCNTSS why is this labeled as graphic content lila I’m fucking crying

[َ @gffyoq]

please do not send me mixed signals, i barely even understand direct ones.

[CRLS ♕ @cxxxloss]

Fuck sex I just want a nasty makeout sesh