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they want you to be Mother Theresa

[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

Thinking deeply..

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

he's not free from me hiring an etsy witch to turn him into a donkey tho I forget but I dont forgive

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

my curse has been lifted

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

who knew dating the devil from the bible was making my life worse.. it's only getting better from now on and I never want to meet another man again god willing

[linda @itgirlbackup]

Gabbriette in Chanel Cruise 2005 for her bachelorette💍

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

buying the ticket from some guy on reddit just to go and spite my ex

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

seeing kanye next month

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

real I still dream of the random French guy I saw in a bar when I was studying abroad there

[𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 @milkthistled]

France is probably the worst place for a male suffering from body image issues to go. He will be mogged ruthlessly by the beautiful French boys, there is no shortage of them.

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

I’ve had suspiciously accurate gut feelings you’ve never even felt before

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

With no way back in yayyyyy

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

Ended things

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

sometimes I want to tell him he lives in a prison of his own making but then I realize so do I because why am I still with him

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

everytime he replies to my selfies I ignore him and yet he keeps doing it how can a lawyer be so bad at taking hints

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

this guy I went on one date with in 2023 keeps liking and rewatching all my stories even the random food and nature ones like even god rested

[sol @4udition]

kinda love that she is exactly who she thinks she is just by virtue of thinking she is . we could all learn a little bit from that tbh ..

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

almost a year of this mind you

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

sometimes I want to tell him he lives in a prison of his own making but then I realize so do I because why am I still with him

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

when they're both killed in it 😍😍😍😍

[🧘🏼‍♀️ @falsepleasure]

when the main characters in the mock up case I have to solve for my masters class have both my ex situationship and my current situationships' names 😍😍

[claire @poopandpee333]

I’m fucking the text man for 1 text every 2ish hours