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do whatever you fucking want

[:* @falsepositiv3]

two men kissing 😻

[:* @falsepositiv3]

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
y tu mama tambien here I cum

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Why does it feel like every girl has to unlock the narcissist, the avoidant, and the warlock before the healthy relationship? 😭

So… what level are y’all on?

[:* @falsepositiv3]

me af

[every1luvssny @every1luvssny2]

he expected my drunk calls to be flirty, i called him a bitch and hung up

[dakota @im2hai]

thrifting is made for girls cos we’re great at seeing potential in washed up ran through shit

[:* @falsepositiv3]

GAY ASS NIGHT
BEST BDAY EVER

[prnv @tetrispickle]

Women are really good at flirting when they are geographically unreachable

[:* @falsepositiv3]

awooooo

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

The astrology of loud moaning (not always sexual) definitely is lunar. Think of a wolf howling to the moon. Cancer mercuries and mars take the cake on this one. It’s less of an ask me how I know and more of a this is what people tell me, btw

[:* @falsepositiv3]

when I went to Chicago my friend kept saying she didn’t wanna go a certain area because it’s 30 min away . I kept looking at her like 🧐 so?? lmao

[☆ ★ @daydreaminvirgo]

i applaud everyone who lives in LA because wtf do you mean a five mile trip takes 30 mins???

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[:* @falsepositiv3]

not the love triangle 😭

[:* @falsepositiv3]

your boy is a dumb bitch

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

is that a wolf

[:* @falsepositiv3]

AND BURNT LMAO

[:* @falsepositiv3]

sweaty af but you wouldn’t even know bc so cute ;p

[ISAAC! @1lowkeyisaac]

lost my bitch but i found myself

[:* @falsepositiv3]

yes but I’m the Lobo

[:* @falsepositiv3]

I want one

[Rogue Fashion @rogue]

Reminder that Gucci had models carrying baby dragons down the runway for FW18

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you both don’t chase so you just never talk again