kiwi 🪐❁

remember, licking doorknobs is illegal in other planets

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

@RealJakeBroe Can’t believe you’re stupid enough to be upset about this.

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

🥰

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

@yajwokeup I miss tumblr porn

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

WHO DID THIS?

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

BE THE AMERICAN THE JAPANESE THINK YOU ARE.

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

me on the groupchat after 8pm
https://t.co/vgUetcZCHw

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

I don’t always have tough nights, but when I do, my only solace is that these kids are going to sleep and the screaming will finally stop

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

Cats are so weird

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

@Mt_KiliBenjaro @Rainmaker1973 I was about to comment about how lame this is and who would waste their time but I chortled at this, thank you

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

One vote, amazing

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

Oh yeah it’s currently 4:20am (blaze it) and I work at 7am, do I stay up or enjoy 1 more hour of sleep

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

It’s so weird here now, it’s not even twitter anymore and people don’t hashtag and reply and quote like they used to. Everyone just bitches about genders and politics.

My early 20s were rad. The memories live on in my heart (and the everlasting internet).

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

I love coming to twitter bc no one reads my shit and I can treat it as a diary, anyways nothing like good ol post smoke puke sesh. It’s the coughing. I swear I’m not that drunk

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

Also UMMMM fantasy baseball???? I joined a league, who’s got tips bc I feel like my draft is trash, as someone who’s never really watched baseball like that

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

Oh yeah he’s 18m and we are still here folks!

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

I can’t believe I’m still breastfeeding tbh

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

@sealegssealegs Beards and dad bods

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

@isaisayogi They only need half the love from someone

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

Baby woke up at 6:30 but went back to bed… but I didn’t 🥴

[kiwi 🪐❁ @falserhythms_]

@CNN