Señor Salsa

You can't walk in with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
Amateur Pie Eating Champion

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

@zxckattack @TalkinBaseball_ @MartyCaswell

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

@zxckattack @TalkinBaseball_ @MartyCaswell Dont forget he also has the weirdest ears in all of MLB

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

🗣️ FUCK ICE AND ANYONE WHO STANDS WITH THEM

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

@RedSoxBeisbol I already know El SupaFan @Jared_Carrabis is there tonight.

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

@tylermilliken_ Just like Tyler, this lineup FUUUUUCKS

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

@tylermilliken_ Gotta bust out the taint or gooch for this

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

BREAKING:

Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad.

It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

@BabyBash u in Bluesky? Bc u follow me on here so gotta make you gonna me on there too.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

voting for a guy who incited an insurrection

[le spoon @FDT4EVUR]

Just saw Nick Bosa wore a M*GA hat after the game on SNF. At least he’s supporting someone he can relate to, a loser.

[Complex @Complex]

13 years ago today, Rihanna released “We Found Love” featuring Calvin Harris

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

@ScHoolboyQ This is how I be standing when I go to leave and see someone parked behind me.

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

Mans definitely said "geez Louise"

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

Google sending me an email, which takes up storage, to tell me Im out of storage is such a joke.

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

All my guys take care of their kids. If you a deadbeat then IDFWUUUUUUU.

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

@dunkindonuts why do you hate teachers? Wheres our deal?!

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

Feeling a lil tipsy, about to start lowballin MFs on marketplace aver que pedo

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

Now here I am about to finish my 8th year in a position I never thought I'd do but wasn't about to say "no" when I was ready to move on from subbing.

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

"Views" will always have a special spot for me. Had the album on repeat going into my first long term substitute position which led to me getting hired full time that fall.

[Señor Salsa @Faluma_90]

I spent 2 years as a substitute being a "guest" in other classrooms just waiting for someone to believe in me and give me a chance.