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zack parody account

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@shakethatfry @yourhotstonergf i literally don't know you people, go touch grass

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ITS FW ME FRIDAY DO U FW ME

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@yourhotstonergf loser faceless burner talking shit to a stranger wow i'm shaking in my boots rn

[Mia @boygrrI]

if you live in chicago they should have a dual citizenship program with poland and mexico

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@L0W_TIDE_

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@L0W_TIDE_

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Using my ballsack as a gripper to open a pickle jar

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jimmy feet world

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@L0W_TIDE_ yes but not the new album

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@bens_bender i can't stop playing this damn game

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going to walmart you guys need anything

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can you guys please stop sending me this

[noelle 👣 @wh0r30z]

that one homie that got a micropenis but theyre lowkey chill

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spurs in 5

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spurs in 4

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@theJJPerez tarps off

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

washing my penis in lake Michigan . to absorb its strength

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Clueless White Guy Orders in Perfect Minionese, Shocks Gru and Staff

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@stephen_stumpf i did some math on this once and i think the average is about 1 DNF in every 4.5 races, so it is really bad that berry is double that

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Maybe I can use my evil for good

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

i'm woke but not woke enough to stop deadnaming the oakland athletics

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@AGoldmund i went to the butt store and everyone knew you