Glenn Randall, CCA

I am the smartest fama in all of Illinoise! I can walk out my back door and grow 300 bu kern without trying! YieldMaster hybrids dealer since 1969

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@Deere_Salesman That was literally my first thought

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

Cry me a fucking river ginger fama.

I’m so sorry you can’t trade diddys 8R with 169 hours on it for another new 8R so you can have the newest tractor among your friends while you’re comparing each others diddys equipment at the Luke Bryan concert.

[Jim Smith @JimSmith87]

This is not my video.

Imagine the guts it took to open up Tik Tok and take this video.

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@dakdog1978 @FPShow It’s allot worse than just bitching

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

Probably gunna go to @FPShow and visit every booth to turbo bitch about the price of kern and how bad we as famas have it.

Who’s with me?

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@OSUCornboy @FPShow France!

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

Oh hull yeah for them long 96 hour days in the spring when we planting duh kern. You guys in Canada are so lucky.

[Melissa 🇨🇦 @MelissaLMRogers]

Welcome to CANADA 🇨🇦 just a vending machine with crack pipes & COCAINE snorting kits (and more) 🤯🤯

🎥 @gwenomahony

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

Gunna be walking around to every iron tent saying repeatedly “Yeah I’ll be able to afford that in 20 years”

[Farm Progress Show @FPShow]

Welcome to the Farm Progress Show! #FPS24

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@OSUCornboy @FPShow AND working as a Chinese spy…

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@puzzer69 @MattHintz3 @FPShow Well we actually had a prototype 1069 with a door that opened the correct way and shift levers that don’t rack your nuts but it never made it into production.

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@NickGeer4840 @FPShow No fuck that guy he’s a fag

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@MattHintz3 @FPShow Talking to Case IH rep:

“Yeah we had a 1086 back in the day and it was a fucking pile of shit”

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

The Jews killed Jesus soooooo…….yeah, there’s that

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@farmerschneck I know you guys haven’t imported any minorities in a couple hundred years but you get a couple of them in there and it’s even easier

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@Citrowske_L It’s ok brotha I’ll mail some hundos to dry your tears

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

Haha motherfuckers! 225 kern yield for Illinoise! You stupid idiots in the fringe states like Iowa, Wisconsin and Indiana can just switch back to CRP anytime and leave the corn growing to us real farmers.

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

“Farming looks easy when your pencil is Diddys checkbook and you’re sitting in front of JD Ops center”

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@PlsntVlyFarmer Mellencamp is nothing but a liberal poser. He never gave a fuck about farmers.

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

@Tim_NuAgTech @lynxmfg @ILFERTCHEM Hull yeah

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

What is he trying to tell us? 😭

[Glenn Randall, CCA @fama_il]

Buy losers!

[World News @worldnews1551]

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