‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ݁ ៸͟៸͟ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀i’m ⠀ ⠀⠀ as ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝒸𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀as ⠀ ⠀⠀ any ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝖒𝐚𝐧 ⠀⠀⠀ׅ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝓼𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝓱𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 ﹐
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝓈𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘢 𝑔𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝓈𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘯
⠀⠀⠀

[ُ @grnte]

𖬺 there she is, grace, beauty 𖬺 wit personified.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀nothing like a little 𝓽𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 ׅ ׅ ׅ
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

@troublemouth ⠀
from someone in their mom’s basement ׅ 〞

and with that big reveal ﹐ she’s grinning immediately ﹐ bright and overly excited as sam does ׅ 〝 and you waited until now to tell me ﹖﹗ 〞
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
is that my favourite platinum barbie ﹖﹗
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴 ‍ 𝙲𝙾𝚆𝙿𝙴𝚁 . @troublemouth]

ㅤ
come, @famedwoe, give me a hug!
ㅤ

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

@troublemouth ⠀
there’s that mildly judgemental raise of a brow ﹐ lips twitching in amusement before she bursts into laughter ׅ 〝 that was you ﹖ 〞 okay ﹐ that’s enough ﹐ sam can barely work facetime ׅ 〝 i thought i was getting spam calls

⤸

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
from one of your favourite mothers ﹐ 𝑔𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝓂𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 ﹐ 𝒶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 ׅ

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

@troublemouth ⠀⠀⠀
you usually call beforehand ﹐ what’s the special occasion ﹖
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
barely ׅ
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ 𝑚𝑠. ‍ 𝒈 ‍ ─ 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔. @shesaster]

ㅤ
she loves me. <3
ㅤ

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
@shesaster
⠀⠀⠀

[quotebot against humanity. @cIowneryism]

“you’re able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?”
“how the fuck else would you do this job? cocaine and hookers, my friend.”

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀nothing like a little 𝓽𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 ׅ ׅ ׅ
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

@shesaster ⠀⠀⠀
is this a new kink of yours ﹖ i can’t keep track ׅ
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
well fuck you too ׅ
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ 𝑚𝑠. ‍ 𝒈 ‍ ─ 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔. @shesaster]

ㅤ
good morning to sexy brunettes only.
ㅤ

[ُ @grnte]

midas——touched, aphrodite——kissed.

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

@shesaster ⠀⠀⠀
no no ﹐ keep your ‘hey girly’ for those sexy brunettes you speak of ׅ
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

@heldrank ╱ ngl this is legitimately how i envisioned vivian from day one 😭

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
nearly three decades on air and she’s still struggling to remain family friendly ׅ ׅ ׅ coffee anyone ﹖﹖
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

⠀⠀⠀
from one of your favourite mothers ﹐ 𝑔𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝓂𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 ﹐ 𝒶𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 ׅ

[‍ ‍ 𝑪𝙰𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴 ‍ 𝙲𝙾𝚆𝙿𝙴𝚁 . @troublemouth]

ㅤ

good morning, britain; time
to tune in and watch your
fa͟v͟o͟u͟r͟i͟te show:

𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑓𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒 ...

ᅠᅠ⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

@proudpowerhouse ⠀⠀⠀
squarely to laura’s mouth ׅ lipstick be damned ׅ

〝 are you flirting ﹐ miss peterson ﹖ 〞
⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍𝓛𝘐͟𝘎͟𝘏͟𝘛͟𝘚‍ ‍﹐ ‍𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑨‍ ‍ ‍ׅ ׅ ׅ @famedwoe]

@proudpowerhouse ⠀
now it’s sam’s turn to eye-roll ﹐ albeit with evident fondness and a traitorous little grin ׅ arms drape around laura’s neck ﹐ fingers curling into soft ﹐ ebony strands ׅ

it’s sweet ﹐ until sam leans in to press a kiss

⤸