You demand statistical rigor from every paper you read and run your own life entirely on vibes and optimism.
You've got a side hustle, a day job, a teaching gig, and an open job search — and somehow the answer to "what are you up to?" is still "not much."
"I just need to clean the data first" is both your methodology and your procrastination strategy.
Your career plan has never survived a robustness check. You just kept running it until it gave you the coefficient you wanted.