Amy Garcia

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

I just realized my 2 year old looks like @brielarson #doppelganger

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

I think @BurgerKing is genius. They knew that people would buy the #HalloweenWhopper just to see their poop turn green. #GreenPoop

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@nexttokimdavis What did #KimDavis say about meeting the Pope?

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@robertherjavec @mcuban @BeyondTheTankTV "You're voting for Trump?!?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Funny...

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@nexttokimdavis Did #KimDavis hide an extra chair in her office just so that cop would have to stand all day long?

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

Sometimes, I wonder if I'm wasting my life. Then, I think about how much I would love a nap. #sleepy

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

You're never fully dressed without a smile. But you should probably still wear clothes because, you know.... cops.

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@HowardStern just stopped following me. #depressed #epicletdown

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@Vanilla_Ace_ That face confuses me for some reason. #odd

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@Vanilla_Ace_ You're welcome. At least I stopped drinking when I got pregnant.

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@HowardStern The King of All Media is following me! I no longer need to accomplish anything for the rest of the year. #speechless

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@shelbychong You're killing me. You're giving me mad street cred with my kids! Thank you!

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@shelbychong Thank you for following me! How awesome is that? I didn't make it weird, did I? I'm sorry. You're super cool. #Awkward

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@Vanilla_Ace_ That's not only teenage girls.

[Adam Christian Elliott @Vanilla_Ace_]

When your friends go out without you and you're just home watchin SpongeBob. #relatable

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

If I had a dollar for every time I tried to go out and make new friends, I'd have like 3 whole dollars. #antisocial

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

Soooo... my neighbor got evicted and I guess he forgot his muffler. That sucks. #callmidas #poorpeopleproblems

[Amy Garcia @famous_amy_]

@TheWeaIthyLife How ironic is it that you're following me? #poorpeopleproblems