anheuser W. busch

terrible, horrible, no good, very bad boy

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

best part about flying is walking by all the rich people in first class and bumping into them with my huge fat ass

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

my canadian uncle mocking my choice of sandwich:

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

*putting my glasses on for the first time in days*
im lookmaxxing

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

booty call does NOT mean butt dial…
gay bash does NOT mean pride parade… be warned

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

my favorite part of sword fights is when they say “on god”

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

mamdani milkers

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

do you think dogs get embarrassed of their owners when they have a friend over like kids do of their parents?

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

hey bro sorry for crashing out at the bar last night. i just found out mac demarco stole the “chamber of reflection” tune from shigeo sekito

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

i hope this email finds you in a well. baby jessica ass

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

the unabomber made some points…

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

baby showers are so stupid. you’re telling me the baby isn’t even there? and it’s “inappropriate” to take a shower now? ok this whole thing just feels dishonest

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

i hate when people say dogs are boys and cats are girls… female dogs exist and they’re lesbian. obviously male cats are twinks

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

why would i wanna have my cake if i cant eat it too? what else am i gonna do, sit on it?

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

yeah im sort of like the cyber truck of my friend group haha! you know, sort of unique, and incredibly obnoxious

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

14 year old me when a hot doctor did the cough test at my physical

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

“i like pimple popping videos”
ok you would LOVE this picture of my dogs penis tumor

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

the twink to dink pipeline

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

me: you’re ruining “my life!”

police officer: are you doing borat? i love that film. you’re free to go

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

oh ya says WHO

[SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @COVID19_disease]

⚠️ BREAKING:

H5N1 strain of bird flu found in milk, says WHO

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

@n__c__l THE GREAT BELIEVERS

[anheuser W. busch @famousrichdad]

@n__c__l THE HEARTS INVISIBLE FURIES