saint patrick

who knows? more importantly, who cares?

[DCCC @dccc]

It must say 'dumb fuckin idiot' written across all our foreheads.

[saint patrick @fanboy_patrick]

she’s a cold, mysterious hoe.

ima hump everyone’s leg kinda hoe.

it’s just not meant to be 😩

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🌙

[zenit @asapzenit]

top 5 male canon events:
1. cracking fl studio
2. impulsive buzzcut
3. fumbling the 7/10 with a great body that liked you
4. getting your ass beat cause of shit grades
5. realizing theres levels to this soccer shit

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

It took me 13 years to realize that the only cure to depression is just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Yes it was a Nazi salute

[saint patrick @fanboy_patrick]

@sadsmotionless jump scare

[jizzy bogard @bigFatBallss3]

The white house

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Conor in the white house.... The price of coke is about soar......

Buy low sell high 👊

[saint patrick @fanboy_patrick]

gonna make my therapist work overtime this week

[saint patrick @fanboy_patrick]

slap my dick on my phone every time she sends me a selfie

[saint patrick @fanboy_patrick]

girl I was half before we kissed

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

ㅤ