dennis leary

one time i was 10 years old

[dennis leary @fancyalien]

Ever feel like being abducted by aliens

[sher @MadDogSher]

bold prediction: Mike Mikolas will go 12-0, win the Cy Young award in both leagues, and morph into an actual Cardinal and fly into the sunset in his last pitch of the season

[dennis leary @fancyalien]

suck my ass

[dennis leary @fancyalien]

have y’all hear weezer’s new stuff lately? Idk what tf that’s all about but it sure is hell not the weezer i grew up with

[dennis leary @fancyalien]

@AmazingPhil Can someone let me in on this inside joke?! Why am i in this

[dennis leary @fancyalien]

no deep dish tho... https://t.co/tAUPg8TM5m

[Houston Astros @astros]

Huge thank you to the @Cubs for continuing the #WorldSeries tradition of sending our front office a bunch of pizza! 🙌

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hear me out. No Rodgers, Stafford banged up, Vikings don't have a QB, Bears sneak into playoffs at 9-7 and first in NFC North

[dennis leary @fancyalien]

joe: I’ve been stabbed!! Somebody call 9-1-1!!

rick: shawty fire burning on the dance floor!!

joe: dude help!

rick: lmao ay

joe: lmao ay

[dennis leary @fancyalien]

@AmazingPhil may i help you

[dennis leary @fancyalien]

i feel like i’ve seen that cow before.. must be Deja MOO

*stabs self*