Fancy Avocado Man

husband, father of 2. moderate, liberal, independent. trump is the worst. #VoteBlueNoMatterWho2020 #Resistance #FBR

[Fancy Avocado Man @fancyavocadoman]

Attack the process, attack the witness, attack the law itself. Sow seeds of doubt and conspiracy. Never defend, always attack.

People who don’t pay attention will think no defense=nothing needing defending. GOP gathers soundbites to emotionally manipulate the under-informed.

[Fancy Avocado Man @fancyavocadoman]

@LUpthegrove @1Angry_lioness She’s definitely paying her fair share, part of the problem is she feels she’s contributing more. She is, financially at least, but when we got married we never cared about money. Things seem to have changed for her. I’ve lost jobs and shifted my career but always provided.

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@LUpthegrove @1Angry_lioness We share our accounts so it’s not like I can separate out my own money.

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@LUpthegrove @1Angry_lioness As often as we can, though since she makes more $ than I do she feels like she’s taking me out.

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@realgoon7 @nitenurse2 Trying to convince her about that. Having a tough go at it.

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@Chad_has_a_dog

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@balinda0906 Seems like it. Divorce brought up as a serious concept a year ago. 8 year anniversary in May. I’m 33, she’s 32.

[Fancy Avocado Man @fancyavocadoman]

#NewProfilePic

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@Chad_has_a_dog 100% legit and I appreciate it. Profile pic is not me though, but someone a coworker found on LinkedIn and said looked like me.

[Fancy Avocado Man @fancyavocadoman]

@Chad_has_a_dog Though intimacy was always an issue, so I thought being open to that would bring us closer together.

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@Chad_has_a_dog Based on our conversations she hates my introverted nature and gets embarrassed when I’m quiet around her friends and family, something that has always been true about me, but I’ve been trying. She won’t give me any more chances.

[Fancy Avocado Man @fancyavocadoman]

@Chad_has_a_dog Thanks, I’m trying. I really feel like if we can reignite the passion it will make a difference, but she refuses my offers of massages, hugs, cuddling, any kind of intimacy. Says she needs space. It’s probably over, but I’m grasping at straws here.

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@Cup_of_Snarky Thank you. Prayers are welcome, it’s all positive energy.

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@chickwerner I totally agree with you and feel my wife and I can accomplish that, but for that same reason I think it’s still possible to make our marriage work, if she’s also willing to put in effort. Since she doesn’t seem to be, it makes me want to retaliate, against my better judgment.

[Fancy Avocado Man @fancyavocadoman]

@Eaglewoman4 Neither one of us wants to leave the house. Every piece of advice I’ve been given advised us against that. Appreciate the input though, thank you!

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@Cup_of_Snarky Thanks, I feel the same way. I wish she had a friend giving her that advice.

[Fancy Avocado Man @fancyavocadoman]

@Enrique23134098 Not sure about that math but appreciate the sentiment.

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@666_Hellfire Appreciate it, I’m pushing for it. We’re both atheists so that shouldn’t be a problem.

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@fransaundersbee Yes, she said she would but essentially only to facilitate an amicable divorce. I know we’re capable of that anyway, so there’s really no point. I feel like if we can do that, we can live together and raise the kids and at least try to rekindle passions, etc.

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@666_Hellfire Everything I googled made me hopeful that a solution was possible. I enacted the suggested changes to no effect, unfortunately. Twitter has been fairly comforting so far, I don’t regret sharing this. I’m committed to saving my marriage, it’s still not over. Any specific advice?