Ace (bingus)

started parodying mid vacation so I don't have any of the setup other accounts have
i'll do it when i'm home

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@Zabaniyarm I can take that spot!

...if you would have me, of course.

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

👀

[(Trainer Arc) Hassan of the cursed arm @Zabaniyarm]

One more trainee..
I Need only ONE more trainee to fill the bare minimum.

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@Zabaniyarm You only need one more trainee right?

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@OneAndOnlyVodka 👀

[Hyper @02Hyper_]

RUN BLAZBLUE RUN

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@HISHI_MlRACLE some of my long response times were actually because I was debating if I was acting way too important again
one of my reasons for joining umatter was so I could work through that and eventually feel better so I'm less afraid to so embarrassing things

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@HISHI_MlRACLE // and then they lived happily ever after
by the way, the sheer drunkedness wasn't too annoying to respond around right? when I was younger I made myself important too much in rps too much and some of that embarrassment kinda stuck with me even though I'm way different now
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[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@Bourbon_Wing @TrainerAmamiya @3GsofUmas @theperfectsaint @OffTheLineUma @OrobasOfTracen @PuppetMarce @SuzukaTheUma I could hit ya...

But I believe this is going to be far better!

[She leaps up to a vantage point in order to have a large view of the battlefield]

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@3GsofUmas @TrainerAmamiya @theperfectsaint @Bourbon_Wing @OffTheLineUma @OrobasOfTracen @PuppetMarce @SuzukaTheUma [Ace runs in, grabbing the hook and scattering dust everywhere]

Watch what our gifts have given us!

[With a wave of the hand, all the dust shifts and merges into droplets of mud]

// genuinely not making this up
none of the other minions have used this ability yet 🥀

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@HISHI_MlRACLE Hehehehe...

...bweh...

[From chaotic stories to incomprehensible blabbering, she eventually falls into a deep drunken sleep]

// getting drunk is actually so awesome holy crap

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@TrainerAmamiya @3GsofUmas @Bourbon_Wing @theperfectsaint @OffTheLineUma @OrobasOfTracen @PuppetMarce @SuzukaTheUma //damn I hope it's ok twinninem

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@theperfectsaint @3GsofUmas @Bourbon_Wing @TrainerAmamiya @OffTheLineUma @OrobasOfTracen @PuppetMarce @SuzukaTheUma [At the same time, Ace whiffs a stomp due to Bourbons roll, leaving an opportunity for Ren]

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@TrainerAmamiya @3GsofUmas @Bourbon_Wing @theperfectsaint @OffTheLineUma @OrobasOfTracen @PuppetMarce @SuzukaTheUma // nah its good
i was planning on whiffing a stomp on Bourbon and then letting you get a good hit in

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@TrainerAmamiya @Bourbon_Wing @3GsofUmas @theperfectsaint @OffTheLineUma @OrobasOfTracen @PuppetMarce @SuzukaTheUma // do we just say that you make a wall between me and Bourbon on the ground so we don't have to pick a timeline

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@Bourbon_Wing @3GsofUmas @TrainerAmamiya @theperfectsaint @OffTheLineUma @OrobasOfTracen @PuppetMarce @SuzukaTheUma Silence your blasphemy!

[By the time you can see again, Ace has already gone for a clothesline]

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@TrainerAmamiya @theperfectsaint @Bourbon_Wing @OffTheLineUma @OrobasOfTracen @PuppetMarce @Fancybingus @SuzukaTheUma *the changer of ways watches amused*

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@HISHI_MlRACLE [At this point, it's probably a good idea to take her to the infirmary]

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@HISHI_MlRACLE [Ace finishes the last of the bottle she had in her hand]

Ok finee...

But look...we did i- *THUD!*

[She's drank so much that she lacks the power in her legs to stand up. And anything that comes out of her mouth is a drunken mess of constantly changing stories and topics]
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[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@HISHI_MlRACLE [Her movement takes so long that by the time they make it to the crate, the track's done already]

// i took 17 ENTIRE HOURS to respond
a massive part of another RP played out during the same night so your notif was drowned out by everything else my fault twinnicus IIV

[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@HISHI_MlRACLE Awwwww... Fine..!

One *hic* crate of beer won't give you... *hic* liver failure though..! I remember that from biology class...

[Ace pretends to accept it. However, each time you look away they are just a tiiiny bit closer until eventually... they're back on the beers again]
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[Ace (bingus) @Fancybingus]

@Bourbon_Wing @TrainerAmamiya @SuzukaTheUma @3GsofUmas [Ace feels the hit and jumps back]

You know what? MAAARRCCHHEEE!
//i know suzuka just did this too but it's 2:30 am so if this shit is still going when I wake up I'll be back