Fancy Chicken

just another account for screaming into the void

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Themyscira wyaaaaa

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"Pull the lever Kronk!" #missusa2022 #misssouthcarolina #SouthCarolina

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@TimothyDLove @formaformarum @dianamchard I'll never understand this mentality. We have to spend SO MANY of our hours working. Why wouldn't you build community at the office? Liking/not liking your coworkers/team is make or break for me.

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@ohjayesimpson there's actually an answer to this, it's based on a meme. I wanna say lolcats? Idk this went viral for a good few years in an early internet era.

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Plant propagation is just science projects for adults don't @ me u know it's true

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I'm so glad that I spent so much time in Lubbock because now I can dunk mercilessly on T*xas in perpituity.

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Just did my monthly log-on to twitter to scope the scene. Still a dumpster fire, I see. Carry on, carry on.

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@0xgaut I *used to* prefer airbnbs because they were typically cleaner. Not the case anymore, turns out those cushions from Homegoods aren’t meant to stand up to the battering of hundreds of guests.

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@zarrabi_josh I paid $9.56 for a bagel with cream cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and capers the other day. New York is cancelled.

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P.S. John appears to be doing well these days and is once again sober. I'm happy for him, but I still think he's a dick.

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literally no one reads my tweets, but I have a story about "responsible gun owners" I think of a lot during these moments. /A thread

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So, despite the fact that he had put a gun to his own head, John still believed himself to be a "responsible gun owner." He did not see his own behavior as a valid reason for removing his firearms.

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This latest tragedy is unbelievably awful. So was the last one, so will be the next one. I no longer trust anyone who believes their own BS about "responsible gun owners" and will never ever ever live in a house with firearms again.

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Very few people have the emotional awareness to see themselves in anything even CLOSE to an objective light. 18-year-olds are particularly bad at it. As long as the only rules are "Well, do YOU think you should own a gun?" Gun violence will continue to run unchecked.