Branden Andersen

Meme enthusiast, amateur sportser, wannabe writer.

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@BarDown Getting “testy” he says

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baltimore Bridge is 1.6 miles long,

this is the moment it collapsed after a cargo ship struck it in the early hours of this morning

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@HeyBarber @jalbanese27 Amen. Imagine thinking like this about every innovative thing tried in hockey. How boring would our game be if the players stopped doing creative things because it didn't IMMEDIATELY yield success.

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@Penguins23 Yo, what the FUCK

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@Penguins23 Whoa whoa whoa...he got suspended indefinitely for THIS??? If anyone should be suspended for that it should be the team for being that bad in that building.

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@Xposed My son wearing the hat and jersey I had as a kid. Been a fan for over 20 years but I've never been to a playoff game. My kid brother in the Canadian Navy called me from base crying tears of joy when they beat Tampa in game 6. Would love to surprise him with a trip to a game!

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@heatdaddy69420 Old time attempted murder

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@Steve_Dangle 9-2 final, watch

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@MikeRSanderson Cody MacLeod lol wish I could tag him but I don't even know if he's on Twitter

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@erin_pazeen It doesn't taste like soap, it tastes like ass

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@MikeRSanderson 9.88. Probably accurate

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@Nasher31 @NHL I literally picked the exact same thing lol

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

@erin_pazeen I literally can't decide my favorite pop-tart but it isn't G. 2 is correct, but then it's either B or C

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

Wow hearing about a big trade here

TO RANGERS:
Jeremy Bracco
2021 3rd round pick
Max Muncy

TO DODGERS:
Kasperi Kapanen

TO LEAFS:
Alex Georgiev
Baconator with baked potato and large 7-Up

TO WENDY’S:
Cody Ceci

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

Just another reason Jamie Benn is among my favorite players.

[Justin Bourne @jtbourne]

Excellent pick-up by Friedman/Burke/Marek here ... Department of Player Safety should use this as a teaching vid. Benn could’ve ruined a vulnerable opponent, onus is on hitter to avoid the head, he wisely passed where a few years ago few most players would’ve lit the guy up.

[Holly Green - Weather Presenter @HollyJGreen]

Welcome to World #PalindromeDay:

02 02 2020

This is the first time in over 900 years (since 11/11/1111) the date is palindromic no matter the date format.

It’s also the 33rd day of the year with 333 days left!

[Branden Andersen @fancydangles]

Hey, people that knock on bathroom doors while already trying to open it: why?

[Down Goes Brown @DownGoesBrown]

Oh wow oh no Matthew Tkachuk isn't even shooting at the targets, he's just picking off each individual fan in the stands wearing an Oilers jersey.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Auston Matthews looks like he just invited you to his country estate to hunt the deadliest game of all - man.

[kwn @KwnStorm]

Comical considering in the same decade:

-Bruins go up 3-0 in their series with the Flyers.
-Flyers come back to force game 7.
-Bruins go up 3-0 in game 7.
-Flyers score 4 unanswered goals to come back and win game 7.

But go on, NHL.