John Bryan

I dream in flavor. Central Territory Director for @FirestoneWalker. Mostly tweets about beer and sophomoric boy humor. Don't follow if you offend easily.

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Big mistake. Also, where did you go to high school? RT @Mike_Faulk: #MLS2STL defeated 53-47

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@Dansting @josheans @Jeremy_Danner @wallacewilson @Runningboard7 They follow me. #blessed

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Aaaand a big RT unfollow for @PowerMizzoucom. #youredoingitwrong

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Basketball should be five minutes long.

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#FireNed

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They’re at the keg tub, help yourself RT @SportingKC: The quest for another cup continues #WeTogether https://t.co/Y0iNNNG5cd

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White guy poll: Are minority cabbies playing shitty country when you’re in the car? I’m noticing a trend. Sad.

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This RT @Dave_Matter: My 7-YO ask me questions and never start with “talk about…” Because they want an answer to something they don’t know

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@Jeremy_Danner @BitchestheCat When are you taking the puppy to the taxidermist?

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@Jeremy_Danner @4HandsBrewery I’lll be there. Will you bring your unconscious puppy?

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@JemWilson84 I’m going to swig Bravo out of the bottle now.

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@JemWilson84 The capsule is missing. Will it change the flavor?

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But what time on Friday will they deliver Parabola to my store?

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@Jeremy_Danner @BitchestheCat Is you house an opium den for animals? They’re always comatose.

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Everything’s up to date in Kansas City RT @csbev: Kansas City, the time has come!! Look for @dogfishbeer on #MO taps & shelves on Monday

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@Dansting @Runningboard7 Are teen boys a requirement?

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@Runningboard7 Replay in Lawrence?

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@JemWilson84 Novare Res?

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Mizzouesqe

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@TLBCRafi COEXIST RAFI!