zak

i like making songs :)
NEW SINGLE:

[zak @fancypantszak]

Diet Coke tastes like biting into a tree

[zak @fancypantszak]

hb is hamburger
hd is hot dog

think about it….🤔💭

[zak @fancypantszak]

life is ordering cheese curds and burning your mouth on every single one but continuing to eat them

[zak @fancypantszak]

when I’m laughing at something in the bathroom and I have to give it a little extra to make sure people don’t think I’m crying

[zak @fancypantszak]

romania is the capital of rome :)

[zak @fancypantszak]

bad memes get funnier the older they get

[zak @fancypantszak]

they should make a huuuuuge pouch of go go squeez applesauce for adults

[zak @fancypantszak]

smart cars and cybertrucks have polar opposite auras but they both give me the same visceral reaction every time I see one

[zak @fancypantszak]

imagine having to spell battle like you spell paddle i would commit arson

[zak @fancypantszak]

imagine you didnt have a tongue

[zak @fancypantszak]

me at a mexican restaurant:
waiter: careful the plate is very hot
me: ok
not 3 seconds later
me: ow fuck

[zak @fancypantszak]

i hate that 35 + 45 is 80

[zak @fancypantszak]

why is peach monster the only carbonated peach drink on the market??? untapped market...

[zak @fancypantszak]

why is steam down the one time i want to play a game

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@Prof_ShyGuy @BlueGraphiteYT you would win

[zak @fancypantszak]

I just released a new album full of little dittys and stuff that I've recorded over the past couple of years and you guys should totally listen to it if you're cool :D
https://t.co/A0qF0HHkLK

[zak @fancypantszak]

@BlueGraphiteYT you know it brotha

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changed my banner guys :)

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@saphlmao if there’s mold on bread that means there is spores and shit throughout the bread which can get you sick