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#88 the forward in power forward (BAP parody account)

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My name keeps coming up on NHL broadcasts. #bigdeal #notsurewherenerdscomein

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What is the punishment for jumping a goalie, BTW? #notforgettingnumber1

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Sorry, autocorrect. What I meant to say was: I'm proud to be a part of as storied a franchise as the Ottawa Senators.

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#whatisthepoint #nobodyremembersnumbertwo #ornumberfortyone

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Does anyone know if there's a form you fill to declare your intention to hold out? If, say, you're picked outside the first? #justcause

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Also, got on the gamesheet. #suckit

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I was just told how my last comment may have been construed. I'm sorry to @WangSnpr69 and to anyone else I may have offended.

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@WangSnpr69 #slanttheice

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CHL Top Prospects game. No big deal. #suckitdraftrankings #dropthemittsconnor

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The eighty guys ranked ahead of me are all great guys, and I wasn't serious about any of the things I said during my four hour tirade.

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I might as well get this out before it shows up elsewhere. My most recent comments were taken out of context and off the record.

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I apologize sincerely for my previous tweet. I understand now that what I said was inappropriate and insensitive.