Designer Trash

Bitchy housewife who makes snarky comments about fancy lookin trash bags

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

I’ve never known someone who got pregnant & suddenly they’ve become Beyoncé!

#pumprules

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@JENNIWOWW It’s just the military most likely. Or a troll with decent money

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

… does @Lowes price match? Because originally they had the exact dishwasher for less money than HD but raised their price higher price so it would look lower for Black Friday sale so we went with HD instead.

Or is it a headache with both y’all & I should go to a local store?

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

Well this is the last Bosch appliance we’re getting delivered by @HomeDepot. A 13 hour notice is absurd. We had no idea our appliance would be delivered today until last night at 8p & then they showed up almost an hour early. Even the cable folks do better than this.

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

We’re looking to get a Bosch 800 range a Bosch refrigerator in the future but want to avoid the headache of @HomeDepot unreliability, making us wait weeks then telling us 13 hours before & showing up at the wrong time so…

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@akafacehots This is the ceasefire deal you believe? Lol ok. They already annexed North Gaza so not really what the pro-Palestine folks wanted. Also trump isn’t president. He currently has no power. All he did was confirm something. Y’all are chomping at the bit to fellate him & it’s weird

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@PolkCoSheriff Why aren’t you referring to them as trafficking victims? Uneducated about that stuff? Then, you ARE the same sheriff that had a 12 year old victim of sexual assault arrested, prosecuted & made to apologize to her abuser, only for her to get proof & now he’s serving hard time

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

Sheriff Grady arrested a 12 year old girl, forced her to apologize to her abuser, allowed & encouraged her abuser to assault her even more. She had to record her abuse for you to believe her… a 12 year old girl. You’re just as complicit in sexual assault

[Polk County Sheriff 🚔 Grady Judd @PolkCoSheriff]

56-year old Eric Parlogean of Dallas, Texas and 39-year old Michael Williams of Fort Worth, Texas were #ArrestedByThePolkCountySheriffsOffice on Tuesday, October 29th in Davenport.

These two Texans were driving through good ol' Polk County and took to thievin' at Love's Travel Stop at 45000 US 27.

Williams stole merchandise worth $13.34 and Parlogean stole $21.94 worth of merchandise.

A PCSO deputy found both men outside of the store by the fuel pumps and arrested them.

They were taken to the Polk County Jail and each one was charged with retail theft.

The men were co-drivers in the same truck, but are now co-defendants in the same crime.

Welcome to Florida, boys.

#PCSO #PolkSheriff
#SomeMaySayDontMessWithTexas
#ButWeSayDontFoolAroundInFlorida #EspeciallyPolkCounty
#BOGO #BustOneGetOne

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@PolkCoSheriff Not only that, YOU ALLOWED her abuser to assault her even more. You allowed that. You encouraged it even! You’re seriously a disgusting man. You shout at predators an awful lot, considering you attest their victims & allow their abuser to have free rein. Maybe you should be 🧐🧐

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@PolkCoSheriff I hope you don’t have daughters

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

They probably found out he was gonna go on the lam to a country without an extradition treaty is what I’d bet

#DiddyArrested

[TMZ @TMZ]

Update: A law enforcement source tells TMZ ... the #Diddy arrest was scheduled for Tuesday, but something happened that caused the feds to move in a day earlier.

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@DoorDash Was legit about to buy the annual pass but our recent door dasher decided to steal my food, lie about it, told me to call DoorDash to fix it. How about just give me my food? I’m a disabled combat vet w/late stage cancer wtf get it together. I’m canceling dashpass

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Swifties: With your help, we’re gonna defeat the smallest man who ever lived.

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@GlobalGypsy808 @hodgetwins @harris_wins Sometimes I want to be this blissful, just for a fleeting moment. Just stick my head in the sand. & be willfully ignorant just to achieve this level of bliss for a moment.

You had tears? This is the real TDS

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@tarheel_texas Why do you respond proclaiming your love of trump then block? Snowflake behavior. They weren’t rude. Too hard to hold a logical conversation? You’re gonna block me too but we wanted everyone to know how you really behave. An intelligent person would have had a better response

[CANDIACE @TherealCANDIACE]

KH stayed on task. She was measured and strong. #Debate2024

[Designer Trash @fancytrashbags]

@TherealCANDIACE It’s hard to think about people watching this & thinking, “yep, he’s the one to run a whole nation”