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[𝔫𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔞 ❤️‍🔥⚔️ @fandabha]

Nad makan makan with love & friends 💓🍰🧋🍜🥘🍝🍕

a thread 🧵

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[Cultura Literal @culturaliteral1]

Cuando tu mamá hace un extra en una película y la única regla que tenía era no mirar a cámara… 🤣

[𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗲𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 @goodlucksofea]

Macam tu je perempuan dipergunakan.....

[🜲 @aliasmaahi]

I'M CRYING exactly millie

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

*I don't think technology will make me any lazy*

Also me when SMS OTP didn't auto fill :

[mhmmdhsm @mhmmdhsm]

Nak keluarkan rumah pun dah jem 😅
Sapa la cerdik pandai buat rumah kawasan sesak2 ni

[Hobin Jang Hobin @HobinJangHobin_]

Uno reverse 👀

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[Irfan_newboys🇲🇾🇵🇸🏳️🏴 @Marchfoward]

Dua benda yang kita kena bangga dengan Petronas minggu ini

1) Petronas berjaya pastikan Malaysia dapat minyak cukup dari Rusia. Bukan setahun tapi 20 Tahun. Presiden Putin beri jaminan benda ni betul

2) Petronas berjaya dapat salah satu telaga gas terbesar dunia di Turkmenistan

Petronas tak pernah Failed to impress Malaysia Alhamdulillah

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

Ugh you had no choice !!

[kamaghul deghaman @kamaghul]

First time makan chicken chop, fries ganti dengan roti macamni. Lepas tu chicken chop dia macamni pulak rupa dia 😅

[im jane @janezebaa]

Idenya boljug yaa mba 😂👍🏻

[👑 @coffeededo_o]

Papa John's business is about to start booming lol

[Заблудший Овц @s_baskak]

Женщина рассказала, что подруга попросила её ненадолго присмотреть за своими сыновьями и дочкой, и тогда её пёс впервые узнал, что такое дети

[ThreadStory @ThreadStoryMy]

Memang patut ada neraka khas untuk geng MStar ni.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[Sung Drip Woo @YaBoyRoshi]

Took my kids to see Toy Story 5. Just asked my oldest her favorite character. She said Lilypad, the tablet 😭😭😭 we are COOKED

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

"se você dormir à tarde, não vai dormir à noite"

eu à tarde e à noite:

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will