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🦋 • APIDTA

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I just found out you can’t take naps on love island. I’m a real sleepy girl. I woulda left.

[⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @LASTNAMELORDE]

This is nasty work 😔

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

shame is a prison with unlocked doors and no guards btw

[ICHIBAN BABY @DemiCaruso]

The TTC after providing the most god awful traumatizing public transit experience resulting in hours of lost time & wages to millions of people everyday

[ፋና @faneezy]

I’m not playing the “guess how old I am?! 😃” game with white women no more bc I was being generous telling this girl she looked 25 & she hit me with the “actually I’m 23” 🫠

[N. @naledisibisi]

you guys are so talented and this caption EATS

[𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒉🐻🤎 @fallingintolouu]

so glad it’s a white wonan pointing this out lmao

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[ፋና @faneezy]

I got carded at Amazonico in Miami & a (clearly middle aged) white woman was nearby smoking & said to the bouncer “wait, you didn’t card me when I came in!”

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[johnny 🧍🏾 @ivycuffs]

yall owe that girl an apology

[tee @freakyteezy_]

I used to not understand why people do long distance relationships until I started dating in Toronto. This is not the city to find love in. Let me sit my ass down and FaceTime someone 800km away from me instead.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

[🌍 @URlENS]

This queen

[ً @phenstruation]

house

[mikey @MikeBeLike]

my DL coworker wished me a happy pride month…

… & I said it back…

we…

[ፋና @faneezy]

@LenValyrian I like to say decompress 🙂‍↕️

[raley🪻 @leiasidle]

she is loved to the point of creation :(((