Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer

I am a cat. My religion and political beliefs are: Shut up and feed me.

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

@OccupyDemocrats _

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

Oscar Theodore Gummington, aka Pod, aka Lone Fang The Destroyer passed away today. He was with family at the end, and will be missed.

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

It's true. I am the big spoon with a dog. She just sauntered over, flopped down, then had the TEMERITY to demand that MY servant cover her with a blanket as well. I guess it's ok. #CatsOfTwitter #grateful #Caturday #bbcqt #HappyThanksgiving

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

Is it really a dutch oven if you're in a teepee?#CatsOfTwitter #XiJinping #Smile #fatspo #HarryStyles

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

Oops, I forgot to add the picture

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

Now this is what I called glamping. Indoors, TP setup on a leather couch that we intimidated the dogs into giving us, with a heating pad, and my life partner Angus.#CatsOfTwitter #Glamping #BLACKPINK #LastWeekTonight

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

I find that inclement weather really helps me get in touch with my inner prepackaged food product. That way the thunder doesn't know I am a cat, and not some pasta. Similar to humans hiding under blankets. #CatsOfTwitter #thundernation #BidenTransition

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

@ohhheyash @cvspharmacy That receipt does not look very absorbent. Not sure what you're supposed to do with that.

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

Sometimes I don't mind the little dog. She snuggles me when I am cold, and shares the blankets. An adequate substitute when my warming humans are not here to snuggle with. #CatsOfTwitter #Debates2020 #TeenMom2 #KamalaHarris

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

@heyitsmaebel I find that when life gets me down, a good snuggle with friends always helps.

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

I did not authorize my humans to make the whole world cold. They do this like every single year at this time. As their employer, do I have grounds to file some sort of legal action for this winter thing they keep talking about?

[Vanita Gupta @vanitaguptaCR]

“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

@_madddog Is that because it's easy to tie a string around it, and then lead them around? I'm not sure how you humans work, but that seems to be your relationship with dogs so, I guess that's right? I've seen on the internet that all men are dogs so I just assume you treat them the same.

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

It's finally scarf season! #CatsOfTwitter #IceCream #Dune #LetFreedomTweet

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

This is a possible album cover for my upcoming release. I worked on it for almost 10 minutes, it was exhausting. I had to take a nap afterwards. haven't written any music or anything but the album cover is done. #Riots2020 #WalkAway #CatsOfTwitter

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

@Elainaaaa3 @heyitsmaebel Mine is more about belly rubs, soft couches, and naps. But you do you.

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

@ohhheyash As long as it's covered in enough cat fur, who cares? I send my human off to work in whatever; I don't really care. As long as they bring enough money home to feed me and heat the house they can do what they want in their off time.#Squidward #JobsReport #CatsOfTwitter

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

I'm not sure why, but whenever I hear thunder I like to take a little bit of time to myself to meditate. I sit in the cabinet with some granola bars, and contemplate my colon health. #CatsOfTwitter #DrownOutTrump #HurricaneLaura

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

@heyitsmaebel My soft human wears all sorts of things that look uncomfortable. Like shoes! What is the point of those stupid things?

[Lone_Fang_the_Destroyer @fang_lone]

@heyitsmaebel DO IT! Naps are very important.