Clair W

Procrastinator. Fan of television and general Geekery. I teach at a Community College. My family is insane. I like cats because they are cute and evil.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Agatha Christie had a habit of studying things so intensely that she accidentally became an expert. One time she asked an archeologist, “Who is the world’s leading authority on Mesopotamian pottery? I need to ask them a question.”

The archeologist said, “YOU are.”

[Clair W @FanGeek]

@porriblehun @JortsTheCat @saucysavi You said it first, I will second… be like Dolly Parton!

[Clair W @FanGeek]

@heyyitsjanea Grandpa died in the 1970s, grandma bought a couples headstone with her info, which is fine, BUT they put 19__ for her death! As s kid in the 1980s it freaked me out, but in the late 90s, I mocked it! Told her she was running out of time and needed to hurry up. She passed in 2013

[Clair W @FanGeek]

@ZiggyNJ you gotta go

[BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley]

NEW JERSEY: Me and @Joshstrangehill are bringing ourselves and the 4k Mission Hill with restored original music to @SmodCinemas on April 14th! Don't miss it! Tix at https://t.co/SDPc9Ex0qS

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert absolutely hate this poster. So for god’s sake — don’t even think about liking it or retweeting it.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Another episode of “How everything on this app originated with Black People” and “what most of what we know as Gen Z culture is just a whitewashed version of Black American culture.” I know that’s right honey! Let me get into this creator.

[Greg Parody Account @How2Drink]

I know it’s getting banned and all, but there’s an account on tiktok that just strips the laugh track out of Seinfeld and sets the show to Laura Palmer’s theme and it’s the singles greatest contribution to comedy in 30 years.

[Clair W @FanGeek]

@MuppetNo Well it got my attention so your typo was of great service!

[Buffy the Billionaire Slayer @thememeinglib]

I have been hearing a lot lately the argument that children’s libraries (either in school libraries or public libraries) are full of porn and obscene materials.
Let me break down one of the reasons why that just isn’t the case:

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Delightful content

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo's prefer to distance themselves whenever they're in a bad mood because they'll become the most heartless person you’ll ever meet.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Robert Smalls was the first Black person in the U.S. Navy to be given the title of captain after outsmarting the Confederacy and sailing his family from enslavement to freedom — but his story doesn’t end there

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

How are all those Trump deregulations working out…did they Make America Great?

[Clair W @FanGeek]

@JortsTheCat Thank you Jorts. ❤️❤️

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Awesome plant tying machine.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Family dysfunction is an emotional and spiritual sickness that’s been normalized and repeated in culture and our systems for generations. This is why so many people live in denial— culture rewards it.

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

If a #Leo shows interest in you, you’re welcome, because we don’t like people.

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Just in case you need it: settings & support > settings & privacy > accessibility display & languages > accessibility > video auto play > select “never”

So that videos on your timeline don’t automatically play without your consent