Jess

Writer, Narrative Designer, and Well-Rounded Malcontent. Forever goth 🦇 (she/her)

[Jess @fangs]

Someone gave me a crystal to heal a problem I don't have and now my problem is that I know someone who gave me a crystal to solve a problem.

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Find me there, I’ll be just as funny

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

If someone with felonies can be President, those with felonies should be able to vote, to secure housing, employment, and student loans.

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@crazysexyghoul

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@JanyNicole Fucking lunacy

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And white women, but that's not as punchy

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I will never stop making art about how dangerous men are.

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@TheCameronRice Someone drag her to hell

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What if just once daylight saved itself?

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HAPPY DRAGON AGE VEILGUARD DAY

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My kingdom for a raven friend

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Imagine being out in the woods and hearing "hi" followed by other noises and voices.

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https://t.co/W2y8AbjixA

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Update: the most boring person you’ve ever met is in their “villain era 😈”

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@JanyNicole

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@TheCameronRice We shot our last short there!! Haha LA world.

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@MissAmethysa Share the recipe plz? 🤲

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Ded

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I'm not trying to be that mean but who is White Lotus FOR?

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Actually I'm sorry, this is Lady Gaga 2009 "Paparazzi" erasure and I'll not stand for my own joke.

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So crazy that Chappell Roan invented the VMAs