Lazy Scribbler

Ink & Spirits. Quotes collector. Scotch drinker. #MUFC Social Media Director @thisiscrowd

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

And one day you'll be digging out my words in crumpled papers bearing my mark and thanking your lord that you were alive when I wrote.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Giant frogs for sure

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

😂😂

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Shiv tandav during IPL final. When does the propaganda end man? Absolute stupidity.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Making twitter unbearable for Arsenal fans after a loss, and that too a UCL final loss is one of my favorite things ever. It is just a beautiful place to be in.

[ENIC OUT @nad_THFC]

It’s called cheating.

They fixed matches.

It’s called corruption.

@FA_PGMOL

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Hopefully this marks the end of haramball fc. Don’t want to see this brand of unfootball ever again.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Oh what poetic justice.
Gabriel, the absolute nonce of the whole season has missed the last penalty to hand the UCL to PSG.
I love this script.
I love that it happened to a team that least deserved to be at this stage.
Love the Arsenal tears.
Drink em up.
What a lovely weekend.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Arsenal were abysmal in the final.
Can the camera pan to Rice saying “it’s not done yet”
It is pal. It is.
Probably the worst team to reach a UCL final or win the PL.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

@cerebralriot Hahahaha feel sorry for you man. It is what it is

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Hatewatch Complete

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Oh what poetic justice.
Gabriel, the absolute nonce of the whole season has missed the last penalty to hand the UCL to PSG.
I love this script.
I love that it happened to a team that least deserved to be at this stage.
Love the Arsenal tears.
Drink em up.
What a lovely weekend.

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

@AsianXCom No one understands

[‏ً @itsnwts]

My man said something to me that really stuck.

He told me, “I’m not actually here to control you. I’m not your dad, I’m your partner. You’re free to make your own choices. Just understand that every choice has consequences. If you choose something that damages what we’ve built, that’s on you.”

He said, “I’ll always tell you when something hurts me or crosses a boundary, because that’s what healthy communication looks like. But if you keep stepping over the line after I’ve shown you where it is, then you were never really protecting us to begin with.”
And honestly, that’s what accountability in a relationship sounds like.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

F*ck Roy Keane.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

What a goal!!!!!!
Mbuemo.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO BRUNO.
Numero Uno.
Portugese Magnifico.
THE BEST EVER TO DO IT.
Number 21.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Sky can start a model where people can pay to not have Gary Neville and Roy Keane on their tv. Let them stick to their podcasts which can be conveniently located ignored anyway.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

BITCHHHHHH I NEED A PART 2 of WTF HAPPENED !!!😭😭😭😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 “Mi Amour”???????? “DICK PICTURESSSSSS”?????? Omfgggggg whaaaattt???? This was the best song text!!!!!

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Any way United can disown an ex-player? Asking for Gary Neville.

[Lazy Scribbler @Fangs_Shui]

Gary unbearable Nevill losing his mind is my favorite part of today’s game, he is absolutely despicable in the way he hates the fact that anything goes United’s favor.
He has fallen to the bottom of any ex-United player ever. Also, his voice is not meant for commentary.