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[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

you guys are arguing before scotus right now that your own top goal scorer shouldn’t be eligible for US citizenship

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

Hey, they're doing the meme

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

fuck it if a felon can be president then an immigrant can too

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

On camera, Don Jr. pulls out a little baggie with white powder at his father's birthday party.

[Ryan J Higgins, Ed.D. @ryanjhiggins]

Fiscal responsibility

[respawnedtargaryen @respawnedtarga1]

It went from “porn” to everything like we all predicted

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Kenty 🔆 @kentyb01]

I don’t watch UFC and don’t know anything about Sean Strickland, but why is this Fed wearing Splittertarn camo? That’s literally the SS’s camo pattern and nothing else lol

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

So glad he’s getting excellent government funded care after spending his entire political career trying to block everyone else from having the same.

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Hate to break it to you, Mike. But it is our money. #TaxTheRich

[bricky @domoambic]

noticing a pattern here...

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

you’re a multimillionaire paid by multibillionaires to DEFEND a trillionaire.

[MizkifLive @MizkifLive_]

OTK officially has ZERO employees 👀📉

Mizkif estimates the company was once worth over 100 million. His manager (of 13 years) "Synack", was the final employee...

"From what I understand OTK has now no employees"

"Which begs the question... I thought OTK was supposed to do really well after I left? I thought everyone was saying they don't need me?"

[Ben Carlos Thypin @SoBendito]

My mayor’s Muslim
My bagel’s Jewish
My president is unfortunately still alive
Knicks in 5

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

The mamdani Mandate is too powerful. Resistance is futile

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

CNN = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
CBS = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
FOX = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WaPo = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.
WSJ = Owned by a right-wing billionaire.

Ah yes, tell me more about how the mainstream media is “far left.”

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage