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[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

Pulled the bouncer aside and told him to kick me out of the bar in 45 minutes. This month needs to end

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Just give me squirrel cam instead of the actual game

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

I called my hairdresser and asked if I could place an order for pickup instead of if I could make an appointment

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

Apparently these are 2 different shoes

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

starting a texts from my mom thread feel free to join

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

I have been told I look like this Golden Girls chia pet…… and they’re not wrong

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

Imagine snap chat memories also showed you who you sent that Snapchat to? I’d curl up and die

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

@buzzinnbee I forgot to say it today and it’s an instant day ruiner

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

It’s 2023 why does Starbucks automatically add that classic syrup to your iced coffee ???

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

We simply did not deserve Zach Bryan releasing his live from red rocks 🫶🏼🫶🏼

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

I take pride in not looking at my phone after getting off the subway and instead using my big brain to figure out where I have to go

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

Staying single because my friend doesn’t have room to give me a plus 1 to her wedding ❤️ you’re welcome Kristen

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

Girls are still on the altar while they’re changing their last name on Instagram

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

Getting yelled at by my dad because he doesn’t know how to docu sign a pdf

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

@tsizzzle3587 Is top left a Chinese quesadilla

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

Posting “cheers roomie” to hard launch that you and your boyfriend have moved in together 💘

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

i asked my bf what he wished he could change about me and instead of saying something cute like “nothing, you’re perfect” he said “nut allergy”

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

Why is walking around nyc without heaphones in social suicide

[acb✨ @fannieepackk]

@tsizzzle3587 Hi Aimee were you good for the nephew?