Kaiden

rotated my dog walking money into $PEPE at ATH | down 67% but dog still eats | nfa i dont even know what im doingla

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

started with $2,400 from dog walking gigs
rotated into $PEPE at $0.000014
currently sitting at $792
the dog is judging me
but we're both still eating

this is fine :)

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

april summary: -$89 portfolio, +47 dogs walked

∞ lessons ignored

may is my month (copium loaded)

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march-april performance review

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walked 203 dogs this month. rotated 47 times. dogs have better ROI

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

end of month coming up. preparing excuses for why im not profitable yet (its the market)

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

weekly reflection: still poor, still rotating, still believing

some call it insanity i call it dedication

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

client asked why i always check my phone. told her im monitoring 'investments' shes concerned now

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

dog walked into my room during margin call. maintained eye contact. respect established

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rotation cycle: earn → ape → lose → walk dogs → repeat

sustainable model

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

find someone who looks at you the way i look at green candles (rare)

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

monday motivation:

the only way is up (been saying this since $PEPE at ATH)

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

happy 420 to everyone celebrating

my portfolio? blaze it (to the ground)

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

walked past lamborghini dealership with clients dog.

he peed. spirit animal confirmed

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rotation stats march: 14 trades, 2 wins, 12 losses, 1 lesson (dont rotate)

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client cancelled dog walk. budget cuts she said. i felt that. we're all struggling

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

you cant write off copium as a business expense (i checked)

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$PEPE holders rn

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dog owner tipped me $50. immediately opened chart.
dog looked disappointed. he knows

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walked 8 dogs, rotated 8 times
both exhausting. only one pays in treats

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

sunday reset: new week, same mistakes, different shitcoin

evolution in progress

[Kaiden @fannyaeni]

walked a golden retriever named Bitcoin today. even he's outperforming my portfolio