Hannah Ashworth

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

@VirginTrains don't think the issue is finding a manager but more the intolerable heat and having a horrific journey

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

@VirginTrains no train manager came past during my journey. If I'd had to stay on any longer would have been sick.

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

@VirginTrains your 17.43 from London is so hot I've spent my entire journey trying to to faint. Terrible service.

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

@JodieKate thank you, you noble poetic land mirmaid

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

There is a guy on university challenge wearing a leather vest, I guess university challenge is edgy now

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

Federer is just the epitome of class #Wimbledon2015

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

Preparing for the #TubeStrike feels a lot like preparing for the apocalypse

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

Got chatted up on my way home, guy carrying a pingpong bat as an accessory, shouted 'oi oi' in my face. Who said London men aren't charming?

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

Ey up lads, bit chilly ain't it? I know what'll warm us right up, I'll burn my only child at the stake, sound good? Why #GameofThrones why?

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

@quokkalove I guess you are the hero of our time

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

@quokkalove pretty sure Russia are embroiled in an illegal war #freeukraine

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

Russia needs to stop crying #EurovisionSongContest

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

@JodieKate I know! Sweden needs to get his top off though. Also henceforth I'm dressing in the Georgian entry's outfit

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

Oh #hungary you've taken us to a dark place, bring back the topless man

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

Depressingly I saw a girl wearing a 'is butter a carb' tshirt who was clearly a foetus when Mean Girls came out 😩#wheredidmyyouthgo #oldage

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

Just broke my bedside lamp trying to take a selfie, I'm basically as bad as Kim Kardashian

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

I forget that living in London means I'm not supposed to smile or say thank you #Citylife #london

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

I feel like I need to be tucked up in a wheelchair and paraded around as warning to others about the perils of drinking

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

"I don't want a whole dessert, let's just get two spoons" - Former friends of mine.

[Hannah Ashworth @fannyash13]

My mother took her pencil case to the pub instead of her purse. This is my future.