Jocelyn Matsen-Schwartz

@UISedu alum ⛳️| @EagleParkBeer VIP member | amateur yo-yo player | she/her | Get busy living, or get busy dying | #MFFL

[Jocelyn Matsen-Schwartz @fannypackJ03]

* 41% of her points came from the 3 point line…. There was no 3 point line for Pete Maravich… Can’t wait to see what player breaks this record when they add a 4 point line *

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

CAITLIN CLARK PASSES PETE MARAVICH TO BECOME THE NCAA'S MEN'S & WOMEN'S ALL-TIME LEADING SCORER ♨️

HISTORY MADE 🐐

[UIS Prairie Stars @UISAthletics]

🚨C H A M P I O N S🚨

@UISGolf | #ProtectThePrairie

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I dont know Elon Musk and, tbh, I could care less who owns twitter. But I will say that if this is true, I hope he and his people take this very seriously because this is scary AF. So many damn unfit people saying hate speech is free speech.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

“oh you want to defund the police? then who will you call when you need help?” has lost all power. don’t say it ever again.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

One estimate found that abortion bans would lead to a 21% increase in pregnancy-related deaths. Does that sound “pro-life” to you?

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Barrel of oil
Week ago: $128
Now: $99

Gallon of gas
Week ago: $4.17
Now: $4.32

Oil company profits are at 7-year highs, they get $180 billion a year in government subsidies and they're issuing $88 billion in buybacks/dividends this year.

Do the math.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Chipotle: 26% profit increase. Raising prices.

Starbucks: 31% profit increase. Raising prices.

McDonalds: 59% profit increase. Raising prices.

Shell/Mobile/BP: 60% profit increase. Raising prices.

There's not a labor shortage.
This isn't inflation.
It is 100% corporate greed.

[Jocelyn Matsen-Schwartz @fannypackJ03]

@nickjtannahill Some people only attend certain colleges because it it is the cheapest and most convenient option… why does it matter who people cheer for?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

White House Warns Supply Chain Shortages Could Lead Americans To Discover True Meaning Of Christmas https://t.co/CoKnI7rAFZ

[br_betting @br_betting]

How many games did the Suns lose in a row?

[Cole Cooper @clcprrr]

*me waiting for the lifeguard to say I’m good to go down the waterslide*

[Jocelyn Matsen-Schwartz @fannypackJ03]

Happy #NationalPuppyDay to Lucy Lu!

We are still working on barking at only UPS drivers..

[rone’s gamblin corner @rone]

idk who is getting accused of what but I believe THIS guy

[Joe @mojoejoejoemtz]

For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: The Marlins have named Kim Ng as their new general manager.

She becomes MLB's first female and first Asian American GM.

[Jocelyn Matsen-Schwartz @fannypackJ03]

First round as a college coach in the books. Not a lot of birdies, but a lot of laughs #wlc

[Emily Jones @EmilyJonesMcCoy]

“Confidence isn’t walking into a room thinking you’re better than everyone, it’s walking in and not having to compare yourself to anyone at all.”

RIP RBG

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

The Stars at night are big and bright ...

👏👏👏👏

... DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!

[Jocelyn Matsen-Schwartz @fannypackJ03]

YUP

[Hop Culture @hopculturemag]

We picked out five of the best craft breweries in MKE. https://t.co/eSzYMot0pm