reagan spouse

wuka wončić😐👍🏼
professional sports watcher

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[Laurie @LFCLaurie]

Rodri has a World Cup, a Euro’s, a Champions League, 4 Premier Leagues, 2 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, a Club World Cup, a Super Cup and a Ballon D’Or in a five year period.

That’s never getting topped.

[Ebuka @EbukaMeanzGreat]

There’s a reason Americans call football Saka

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

One more day

[Mariners Truth @MarinersTruther]

#Mariners offense since June 15:

.209 AVG (29th)
.293 OBP (25th)
.320 SLG (30th)
81 wRC+ (25th)
126 hits (30th)
16 HR (30th)
62 RBI (30th)
19 doubles (30th)

Horrible product of baseball.

[American Hooligans 🇺🇸⚽️ @AmericanHoolis]

Oh yeah Belgium is f*cked

[Caleb®️ @awsomehog1]

Ok hear me out yall we’ve got just under a week to make this work in Seattle #worldcup #usmnt

[Tim Booth @ByTimBooth]

The U.S. will play Belgium in a nationally televised prime time game on Monday night from Lumen Field…

Which if history has told us anything about prime time games at Lumen, something weird we’ve never seen before is likely to happen and probably in the north end zone.

[S👻 @scrapytweets]

Who made this 😭😭😭😭

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

The dopamine of scrolling through twitter during the World Cup

[ev 🐁 @concorbz]

got a taumoeba (depression) leak and it’s eating all the astrophage (dopamine) in my fuel tanks (brain)

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

might change my name to Wemby’s and only serve french fries after last night’s game

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cleveland and New York watching the Western Conference Finals

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Adam Jude @A_Jude]

Cal Raleigh, at the urging of Logan Gilbert, showered last night in full uniform to try end his slump. Whatever it takes.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

why not buy a pizza for a Chelsea fan to Brighton their day

[xan @G59_Xan]

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

[h a n a @bukayocore]

it's an weird question but I'm serious. let's say 5 minutes to go away at the etihad if odegaard starts kissing rice, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving martinelli open for a free goal. would odegaard and rice be sent off or would the goal count, thoughts?

[Gamerdog @GamerdogSSB]

I'm 22.

Just bought food from Panda Express

No help from my parents.

No luck involved.

Had a vision, and pulled it off.