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@TouchlineX Son of Dutch footballβ is a crazy way to announce yourself. Xavi is already talking like heβs been waiting for this job his whole life.
The Maguire > Ronaldo stat is still the one that breaks my brain. No way π
Or for more debate:
Neymar having 0 Ballon dβOrs is the one Iβll never understand. Whatβs yours?
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Some of these World Cup numbers genuinely make no sense.
Which one shocks you the most?
β’ Maguire has more WC knockout goals than Ronaldo.
β’ Giroud had 0 shots on target at the 2018 World Cup.
β’ Neymar has 0 Ballon d'Or.
β’ Messi has 0 goals in 4 World Cup finals.
Football is unpredictable, but these stats are ridiculous.
Which one feels the most illegal? π
π¨π§π·ππ₯πππππ‘π: Yes, his passing accuracy looks elite, but look closer: most of it is sideways or backwards. Bruno GuimarΓ£es is slowing the game down instead of breaking lines, giving opponents time to reset their shape.
π¨ πππ π¬π’π¨ ππ‘π’πͺ? Nemanja VidiΔβs surname is basically a Roman numeral equation. π€―
V = 5 | I = 1 | D = 500 | I = 1 | C = 100
That gives 608.
But hereβs the crazy part: VidiΔ won 15 trophies with Manchester United, including 5 Premier League titles and a Champions League.
And despite dominating some of Europeβs best strikers, he was sent off 4 times against Liverpool.
Fernando Torres really was his kryptonite. π
One of the greatest defenders ever β but Torres had his number.