Papi Chulo

Better days ahead

[4:44 @leliibaby]

dating to marry will make you realize that the "plenty of fish in the sea" narrative is false. alot of people are really not worth that level of intimacy

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@Boity_tshivhase Tailwind

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@Cleverlydey4u Government aside. Nigerians are generally bad people. 🤮

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Men🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 we are an interesting lot

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@ceraliza Make PepperSpray.

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!!
Interracial marriage - Client!!!
Spotify DM’s - Client!!!
Grok - Undress this person!!!
Sees a queue - Jump it!!!
Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!!
Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!!
Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has sweets in bowls) - Pack all of it to your house!!!!

It’s called being “sharp” but we’re a greatly disruptive, destructive and depraved people.

And if you think about it, our leaders are just a representation of the people we are (no matter how we feel about it) because the first instinct of the average Nigerian is seek a way to exploit- every damn system.

Due process is only for fools.
Empathy is only for the slow.
You must get ahead, by hook or crook, take advantage where people are trusting or laid back. Use every tool you have to disrupt civility; whether it is to stand in front of a plane about to take off because of your office, or break into spaces where people from saner climes don’t have their guards up and swindle them because you’re “smart”.

“Naturally” they are “mugus” because they trusted you with simple human decency and you’re“smart” because you see trust and read it as foolery. But do you know what other group thrives off “survival of the fittest”? Animals in the wild!

You’re not smart, you’re just primal.

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@maxvayshia Biologically, the father determines the gender of a child, not the mother, you dumb fuck.

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@BOGbadams Problem solved. Violence for Violence. 🤝

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@KZNTransport 💔

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

Kota Killed Subway. 😭

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@SUBWAY why did you leave South Africa? I was one of your loyal customers in the UK and South Africa.

[Logical Luminary @ReasonUnchains]

@realDonaldTrump I cannot believe the president of the united states is posting something like this...

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

Where can I get Suya and Masa in Jburg? Like Abuja kinda suya.

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@lieslmao Money.

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@shoptemu how much did you guys spend on marketing? Cause wow you all over every social media platform in every southern African country.

[Papi Chulo @fanta_claus_]

@MbazimaThomason Don’t date babymamas. Don’t father a child that’s not yours. That’s my rule number 5.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I’m going for what belongs to caesar. Then, i will eat my cake and have it, still reap where I didn’t sow. I’ll even put myself in your shoes and e go fit me die. Finally! I will wear all that glitters, and na 24karat gold.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"Why will my man want a DNA? It means he doesn't trust me."

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[ROYZ @royzkingin]

On God i just want to make my own money and chop life, nothing concern me with who get pass me.