Sarah

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

This is the year I fall in love, there’s not much time left and it’s either with myself or one of you so watch out

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

It’s too early to already be called out my name and also heifer at work this Monday 🤡

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

It’s time for my annually scheduled sob sesh at the menil

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

I have no headphones today, I have no purpose today

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

I just need a forum to discuss Drew’s performance on the RHOA reunion for an uninterrupted half hour

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

Is smashing pumpkins just a classics rework album? Cherub rock per by-tor by rush and rocket per sweet emotion by Aerosmith

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

I really don’t handle people fucking with me well

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

I think it’s time to start lying about my age and other details of my life to keep people guessing

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

My building’s actin extra spooky lately! Rushed out of the shower bc I heard knocking….no one at the door! Lights floating too at night, plus sleepwalking!

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

This week the ozempic is ozempicing

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

One of those days where I feel constant full body panic!!!! Telling myself it’s ok feels like a lie!!

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

I’m just here to be a menace in as many mba group chats as I can

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

Not my dermatologist office playing prince of Egypt soundtrack as the hold music…

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

This Lyft driver has an effervescent playlist happening. Happy followed by how bizarre?! How kooky, wild man

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

Just used mahalo in conversation…it felt wrong #islandgirl

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

I just can’t anymore!

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

The amount of sunscreen I’m preparing to wear and take on this trip is staggering

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

This year’s going to end me

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

Should I get a desk juul for work?

[Sarah @fantagirlmgr]

I think this is my midlife crisis which tracks I never thought I’d make it past 60